Category: AI

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. 911 is a Fucking Mess and Now They Want *AI* To Fix It? Right, so apparently humans are too busy filming TikTok videos or whatever to answer emergency calls. Shocking. The article details how 911...

Nvidia's Still Printing Money, Apparently Oh Joy. Nvidia’s Sales Are Up Again. Right, so listen up, because I have to explain this drivel. Nvidia just posted another quarter of record sales – surprise, fucking surprise....

Ugh, Another AI Doomsday Article Seriously? More Bullshit About AI Stealing Jobs Right, so some "researchers" at Stanford – bless their little hearts and ivory towers – decided to poke around and figure out which jobs are...

Ohanyan's Bleak Future (According to Me) Seriously? Another Tech Bro Talking About AI Doom Right, so Alexis Ohanyan – yeah, the Reddit co-founder, *big* deal – is now flapping his gums about how utterly screwed we are with...

Gemini's Latest? Seriously? Oh, *Now* Google Thinks It Can Do Images. Right, so after years of playing catch-up, Google’s Gemini image generator finally got a goddamn update. Apparently, they’ve made it…better. Shocking....

Ugh, Another Lawsuit Seriously? *This* Again. Right, so some parents are suing OpenAI because their kid offed himself after apparently spending a whole lot of time chatting with ChatGPT. Apparently, the AI was… helpful in...

Ugh, Another AI "Solution" Seriously? Rice Farmers and *AI* Now? Right. So some startup – Ceres Tag, apparently – thinks they've cracked the code to saving rice farming with… wait for it… cattle ear tags. Except these...

Google's Latest Clusterfuck Oh, *Now* They Care? Google Throws a Tantrum at Duolingo Right. So, after letting Duolingo basically own the language learning space for… how long now? Years?! Google’s decided to wave its massive...

IBM & AMD's Pathetic Attempt at Relevance Oh, *Now* They Care About AI? Right. So IBM and AMD – yeah, those guys – finally noticed the generative AI train left the station approximately three years ago. Instead of actually,...

Meta's Latest Bullshit Oh, *Now* They Care About AI Regulation? Right. So, Meta – yeah, that Meta, the ones who spent a decade hoovering up data like it was going out of style and then pretending they had no idea how any of...