Category: AI

Gil Spouted Off, Here's What He Said (Ugh) Elad Gil’s Hot Takes: A Summary For People Who Value Their Time Right. So, apparently Elad Gil opened his mouth at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025. The gist? This guy, who's made a fortune...

Truth Social's AI: A Disaster in the Making Oh, For F\*ck’s Sake. Truth Social Has an AI Now. Right, so apparently the dumpster fire that is Truth Social decided they needed an AI search function. Shocking, I know. Turns out,...

Musk's Latest Clusterfuck: Ads in Grok Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Right, so Elon Musk – surprise, fucking surprise – has decided to ruin yet *another* thing. Apparently, X (formerly Twitter, formerly a decent platform) is...

Duolingo's AI Debacle: A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake. Duolingo. Right, so apparently some people *gasp* didn’t like Duolingo shoving AI features down their throats? Shocking. The article...

Age Verification in Gaming: A Disaster Waiting to Happen Oh, *Great*. More Bullshit. Right, so the gaming industry, predictably full of panicked suits after some pearl-clutching about kids and content, is scrambling for age...

Ugh, Another AI Take Seriously? Airbnb's CEO Thinks AI Agents Aren't Replacing Google. Right, because that’s what we were all worried about. Apparently, Brian Chesky – the guy running Airbnb – has decided to publicly state...

GPT-5: Oh, Joy. Another AI. GPT-5 is Here. Seriously? Right, so OpenAI shoved GPT-5 down our throats. Apparently, it's "multimodal" now – meaning it can look at pictures and videos *and* spew out more bullshit text....

GPT-5: Oh, Joy. Another AI. GPT-5 is Apparently Here (Like We Needed More Problems) Right, so OpenAI's unleashed another goddamn language model. GPT-5. Because apparently GPT-4 wasn’t enough existential dread for everyone. This...

AI Coding Startups: A Disaster in the Making Oh, Joy. Another Bunch of Idiots About to Fail Right, listen up, you waste of carbon. Apparently a whole *bunch* of these AI coding startups are circling the drain. Shocking, I tell...

Dojo's Dead. Seriously. Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Dojo is Gone. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, Elon’s little pet project, “Dojo” – the supposed AI supercomputer that was going to magically deliver Full...