Category: AI

Disrupt 2025: Ugh, Seriously? TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 – Last Chance to Waste Your Money Right, listen up. Apparently, some people *still* want to pay exorbitant amounts of cash to stand in a glorified warehouse and shout about...

Pinterest's Pathetic Attempt at Damage Control Seriously? Pinterest Now Lets You *Request* Less AI Crap Oh, joy. Another tech company realizing people hate the garbage they’re shoving down their throats. Apparently, Pinterest...

Apple's AI Disaster Continues Seriously? *Another* One Bites the Dust. Oh, for fuck’s sake. Apple, that bastion of overpriced gadgets and closed ecosystems, has lost yet another high-profile AI executive to Meta. This time it's...

Doubao? Seriously? Oh, Great. Another Chatbot. Right, so ByteDance – you know, the TikTok people – have unleashed a new chatbot called Doubao within their Chinese social media app, Douyin. And surprise, surprise, it's...

Ugh, Another AR Thing Seriously? More Augmented Reality Bullshit Right, so Niantic – those geniuses behind Pokémon Go, remember that fleeting moment of societal obsession? – are at it again. They're launching "Peridot,"...

Google's Fusion Folly - A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Need It) Oh, *Now* They Care About Power? Right. So Google DeepMind is screwing around with Helion Energy. Not because they suddenly developed a conscience about...

Ugh, Another AI Article Seriously? They're Figuring This Out *Now*? Right, so these… *startups*, bless their naive little hearts, are realizing that relying on the big cloud providers for data is a colossal pain in the ass....

Kayak's AI "Innovation" - Ugh. Seriously? Another Fucking AI Feature. Right, so Kayak – yeah, that Kayak – decided they needed to jump on the goddamn AI bandwagon. They’ve launched some “AI Mode” that lets you ask it...

OpenAI's Pathetic Predicament Oh, *Now* They Need Money? Right. So, OpenAI, the company that thinks it’s so damn clever with its chatbots and image generators, is apparently in a bit of a pickle. After burning through cash like...

Ugh, Another Face Recognition Fiasco Seriously? This Again. Right, so some "researchers" (and I use that term *loosely*) discovered something shocking: face recognition software is…wait for it…bad at recognizing faces....