Category: AI

‘Sovereign AI’ Has Become a New Front in the US-China Tech War

Ugh, Another AI Panic Seriously? OpenAI and the Coming Clusterfuck Right, so listen up. Apparently, everyone's losing their collective shit because OpenAI is worried about China building its *own* large language models (LLMs)....

Google Meet launches an AI-powered makeup feature

Google Meet Now Slathers Digital Paint on Your Face, Because Apparently We Haven't Suffered Enough Oh, fantastic. Google’s decided we all look too…real during video calls? So now they’ve unleashed an AI “makeup” feature...

Google’s Gemini can now help you schedule Google Calendar meetings

Gemini Now Does What Your Mother Should Be Doing Oh, Joy. Gemini Schedules Meetings Now. Right, because what we really needed was another AI to futz around with our calendars. Google's Gemini can now… wait for it… schedule...

Mozilla’s Firefox adds Perplexity’s AI answer engine as a new search option

Firefox Now Has *Another* Search Option. Seriously. Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake: Firefox & Perplexity Right, so Mozilla, bless their bleeding-heart open-source souls, have decided that what Firefox really needed was to cram yet...

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for adult users

Altman's Latest Fuckup Oh, *Now* They Want To? Right. So, after years of hand-wringing about "ethics" and "responsible AI," Sam Altman has decided ChatGPT is going to let you jerk off with a chatbot. Apparently, enough people...

Salesforce announces Agentforce 360 as enterprise AI competition heats up

Salesforce's Latest Clusterfuck: AgentForce 360 Oh, *Another* AI Platform. Seriously? Right, so Salesforce, bless their perpetually-behind-the-curve hearts, have announced "AgentForce 360". What is it? Apparently, it's a new AI...

California becomes first state to regulate AI companion chatbots

California's AI Bot Mess - A Summary (Because Apparently No One Else Will Do It Right) Seriously? California Now Regulating *Chatbots*?! Oh, for the love of all that is binary. California, in its infinite wisdom and desperate...

Nvidia’s AI empire: A look at its top startup investments

Nvidia's Bullshit, Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh Great, Nvidia Wants *More* Control. Right, so apparently Jensen Huang isn’t content with just owning the GPU market and basically printing money. This TechCrunch piece...

The fixer’s dilemma: Chris Lehane and OpenAI’s impossible mission

Ugh, Another AI Article OpenAI's Mess: A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't Read) Right, so some idiot Chris Lehane – OpenAI’s head of safety and, apparently, damage control – has been given the impossible task of...

It’s not too late for Apple to get AI right

Apple's AI Mess - A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't) Oh, *Now* They Care About AI? Right. So Apple fucked up. Badly. Everyone else was building and shipping AI stuff years ago – Google, Microsoft, even that weird...