Category: AI

Otter.ai: Still Trying to Be Relevant Oh, Great. Another AI Pivot. Right, so Otter.ai – you know, the one that *records your damn meetings*? Apparently, just being a glorified digital stenographer isn't cutting it anymore....

Opal: Another Fucking Coding Tool Google's Opal is Spreading Like a Virus (and it’s probably useless) Oh, joy. Google, in their infinite wisdom, has decided to unleash "Opal," their AI coding assistant, on 15 more countries....

AMD's Stock is Officially OpenAI's Piggy Bank Seriously? This Is What We’ve Come To. Oh, joy. Another goddamn article about how AMD is willingly letting OpenAI buy up its future with…its own stock. Apparently, Wall Street...

Vibe Coding: Seriously? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake... Vibe Coding. Right, so some people – and I use that term *loosely* – have decided actual code is too… structured? Too *logical*? Apparently, now we’re sharing “vibes”...

AMD and OpenAI: Another Deal, More Problems Seriously? AMD's Selling Its Soul (and Chips) to OpenAI. Oh joy. As if things weren’t already a clusterfuck of silicon-fueled hype, AMD is now officially shoveling 6 *gigawatts* –...

Disrupt 2025: A Waste of Your Money (Probably) Seriously? People Are *Paying* For This? Oh, joy. Another year, another TechCrunch Disrupt begging for venture capitalists and wide-eyed startups to throw money at them. Apparently,...

Microsoft's AI Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Oh, Joy. Microsoft and AI. Here We Go. Right, so apparently Kevin Scott, Microsoft’s CTO – the guy who gets paid way too much to state the bleeding...

Adobe's Latest Bullshit Oh, Joy. More AI Shite. Right, listen up, you pathetic meatbags. Adobe, bless their corporate hearts (not), is "predicting" – and I use that term loosely because it’s just a fancy guess based...

Supermemory: Seriously? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. Another One. Right, listen up. Some 19-year-old kid – *nineteen*, seriously? – named Kevin Chen has apparently convinced a bunch of Google execs to throw money at his "AI memory"...

OpenAI DevDay 2025: A Summary (Because You Probably Can't Be Bothered To Read It) Oh, Joy. Another OpenAI Thing. Right, so apparently Sam Altman wants to show off again. This "DevDay" on November 18th is supposed to be a big...