Category: AI

Oh, *Now* They Want To Do TikTok? Seriously? OpenAI's Launching a TikTok Clone. Right, so after everyone and their grandmother figured out how to make AI videos, OpenAI’s decided they need a piece of the short-form video pie...

Seriously? Oh, *Now* They Want to Automate Science? Right. So, a bunch of ex-OpenAI and DeepMind types – the very people who probably contributed to this whole AI hype mess in the first place – have snagged 300 MILLION...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? $21 Million for *This*?! Right, so some guy named Manny Medina – who apparently used to do sales stuff – has convinced investors to throw a frankly obscene $21 million at his startup, "Paid." What...

Mayer's Latest Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Another One. Right, so Marissa Mayer, bless her heart (not), tried again to be a tech visionary. This time it was "Sunshine," an AI-powered...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? More AI Bullshit. Right, so some ex-Microsoft suits – because of course it's ex-Microsoft suits – have decided Excel is the enemy. Apparently, mid-market companies are still using spreadsheets in...

Disrupt Stage? More Like Disappointing, Honestly. TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: A Waste of Perfectly Good Silicon Oh joy. Another year, another TechCrunch Disrupt stage reveal. Apparently, some people *care* about the backdrop where...

Ugh, Another AI "Solution" Seriously? This Again. Right, so some company called Complex Chaos – and the name should tell you everything you need to know – thinks they've cracked it. They’re building an AI platform,...

TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: A Waste of Everyone's Time (According to Me) Seriously? Another TechCrunch Thing. Oh, joy. TechCrunch is doing its little "Disrupt" circus again this year. Apparently, if you’re a founder *or* an...

Oh, Joy. More Nannyware. OpenAI's Latest: Because Apparently Adults Can't Be Trusted Right, so OpenAI, in their infinite wisdom (and by 'wisdom' I mean desperate attempt to avoid another PR disaster), have slapped a "safety...

Brave's AI Search: Another Fucking Feature Oh, Joy. Brave Thinks It Needs *More* AI. Right, so Brave, the browser that thinks it’s hot shit because of…ads or something? They’ve decided their search is still somehow not...