Category: AI

Grok's Pathetic Plea for Relevance Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Right, listen up. Apparently, Elon’s latest dumpster fire of a company, xAI, is begging the US federal government to use their chatbot, Grok. And not just using...

GPT-5: Oh, Joy. Another Reason to Hate Mondays GPT-5 is Apparently "Human-Level" - Prepare for Unemployment Right, so OpenAI claims their latest monstrosity, GPT-5, can now do… pretty much everything a human can? Fantastic....

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? More AI "Fixing" Things Right, so Steph Curry's VC firm – because apparently shooting hoops qualifies you as a logistics expert now – threw money at yet *another* AI startup. This one’s called...

Juicebox: Another Fucking Hiring "Revolution" Juicebox: Seriously? More AI Bullshit for HR. Oh, joy. Another company thinks it's cracked the code to hiring with Large Language Models (LLMs). Juicebox just snagged $30 million from...

Oh, *Great*. Another Thing. ChatGPT Pulse: Because Apparently You Can't Get Off Your Ass Anymore Right. So OpenAI, in their infinite wisdom (and relentless pursuit of monetizing every goddamn breath you take), have unleashed...

Microsoft's Pathetic Attempt at PR Oh, Joy. Microsoft Plays Hero (Finally) Right, listen up. Apparently, Microsoft – yes, that Microsoft, the one that hoovers up your data like a goddamn Roomba – has decided to cut off cloud...

Google's AI Plus: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Read) Oh, *Now* They Want Your Money? Right. Google’s finally decided to roll out their “AI Plus” plan – the cheaper version of Gemini Advanced – to over 40...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? They Tried *What* Now? Right, so some bright sparks – and I use that term loosely – at a company called Ksana Health decided the best course of action was to try and engineer a psychedelic...

Ugh, Another Cloud Thing Seriously? Alibaba's Selling *More* AI Stuff. Right, so listen up, because I’m only saying this once. Apparently, Alibaba – yeah, that Alibaba – is now letting people rent access to Nvidia’s...

Emergent: Seriously? Emergent Raises $23M to Let *Consumers* Build Apps. You've Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me. Right, so some company called Emergent just snagged twenty-three million dollars – twenty-three MILLION – because...