Category: AI

Google's AI Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't) Seriously? Google Fired People For... *This*? Oh, joy. More corporate bullshit. So, apparently Google decided to yeet a bunch of people – hundreds, mind you...

China's Little Tantrum Oh, *Now* They Care About Antitrust? Seriously. Right, so China’s decided that Nvidia – yeah, that Nvidia, the one they’ve been happily sucking up GPUs from for years – suddenly violated antitrust...

Oh, Joy. Another OpenAI "Upgrade" Seriously? More Code Monkeys? Right, so OpenAI's decided to unleash another iteration of their code-spewing monstrosity, Codex, now powered by GPT-5. Because apparently the world needs even...

Ugh. Another AI Article. Seriously? Startups *Now* Figuring This Out? Right, so apparently a bunch of overfunded, late-stage startups are just now realizing that "build it and they will come" doesn't work when everyone else is...

YC Demo Day Bullshit - Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, Joy. Another Batch of Overfunded Dreams Right, so some VC money-bags gathered for Y Combinator's "Demo Day" and predictably threw cash at nine startups. Nine. Like...

AI Summit? More Like AI Shitshow Oh, *Great*. Another AI Clusterfuck. Right, so some fancy people gathered at the Wired AI Summit to wring their hands about… what a shocker… the mess they've created with artificial...

Ugh. Another AI Article. Seriously? This Again. Right, so some "thinkers" are wringing their hands about how the big AI companies – Google, Meta, OpenAI, the usual suspects – might actually be screwed. Apparently, building...

Penske Media's Whining About Google AI Seriously? Penske Sues Google Over Summaries. *Again*. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… another media company throwing a tantrum because their content is being summarized by an AI....

Ugh. Another AI Article. Seriously? More AGI Bullshit Right, so some journalist – Karen Hao, apparently – decided to write a *long* piece about how the whole "Artificial General Intelligence is just around the corner!" crowd...

Ugh, People Now Asking *Bots* About Their Feelings Seriously? Chatbots for Spiritual Guidance. Right, so apparently humanity has officially run out of actual humans to bother and are now unloading their existential crises onto...