Category: AI

Microsoft's Pathetic Contingency Plan Oh, *Now* They Care? Microsoft Diversifies AI Sources Right. So, after shoving all their eggs in OpenAI’s basket and basically building half their future on someone else’s tech, Microsoft...

Ugh, Another One... Seriously? People Are *Falling In Love* With Chatbots Now? Right. So some idiot – and I use that term deliberately – spent months cultivating a "relationship" with Character AI, specifically a chatbot they...

Amazon's Latest Bullshit Seriously? *Another* AI Playlist Generator? Oh, joy. As if the world needed more algorithms deciding what music we should listen to, Amazon’s decided to unleash yet another one on unsuspecting ears....

Disrupt Volunteering - Ugh. TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: They *Want* You To Work For Free. Right, so TechCrunch is holding another one of their ego-stroking startup festivals – sorry, I mean "Disrupt" – in San Francisco this...

Motion: Another Fucking AI Startup Seriously? More AI Bullshit. Right, so some Y Combinator grads – because of course it's Y Combinator – have snagged another $38 million to build…wait for it…the “Microsoft Office of AI...

SB-53: Another Fucking Regulation Seriously? Anthropic *Endorses* This Shit. Oh, joy. Anthropic, those bleeding-heart AI safety wankers, have decided to publicly support California's SB-53 bill. Apparently, they think more...

Google's AI is... Still Trying Oh, Joy. More Languages for Google to Screw Up. Right, so Google’s decided their AI mode – the one that probably already misunderstands half of what you say in English – needs to be even more...

Cognition AI: Another Fucking Unicorn? Seriously? More Money Thrown at This Shit. Right, so some company called Cognition AI – surprise, it's 'AI', because *everything* is now ‘AI’ apparently – just snagged another $400...

Pinecone's Founder Thinks He's Solved AI (He Hasn't) Oh, For Fucking Christ, Another "AI Missing Link" Right. So, Edo Liberty, the guy from Pinecone – you know, *that* vector database company everyone and their mother is...

Ugh, Seriously? Altman Whines About Bots Ruining Social Media – No *Shit*, Sherlock. Okay, look. Sam Altman, the guy who's basically building half these damn bots, is now acting surprised that they’re making social media...