Category: AI

TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: Tables Are Apparently a Crisis Oh, For Fucking Sake. Tables. Right, listen up, you lot. TechCrunch is having another one of its "Disrupt" things – because apparently the tech world *needs* more...

Runway's Pathetic Pivot Oh, *Now* They Want Robots? Right. So Runway, the AI video thingy that everyone and their mother was throwing money at a while back, is apparently realizing that generating endless streams of pretty...

Disrupt 2025: A Waste of Your Time (According to Me) Seriously? Another TechCrunch Disrupt Thing... Oh, joy. Apparently, some people *want* to spend their precious free time running around like headless chickens for a bunch of...

Taco Bell's AI Disaster - A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't) Oh, *Now* They’re Having Second Thoughts? Right. So Taco Bell, in their infinite wisdom – and I use that term loosely, very loosely – decided to shove AI...

Nvidia's Shitty Earnings Report - A Summary (Because I Have To) Seriously? This is News? Oh, joy. Nvidia announced their Q2 earnings and… surprise! Nearly 40% of their revenue comes from *two* customers. Two. Not a diversified...

Vocal Image: Another Fucking AI "Solution" Seriously? Vocal Image. Ugh. Right, so some company called Vocal Image thinks they've solved communication problems with – you guessed it – MORE AI. Apparently, this thing analyzes...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? Ambani's AI Play – Prepare for Monopolies. Right, so Mukesh Ambani, the bloke who basically *is* India’s telecom market, has decided he wants an AI backbone too. Shocking. Absolutely fucking...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. The White House is Talking to Elon Musk About... AI. Seriously. Right, so apparently the geniuses in Washington are now taking advice from Elon fucking Musk about Artificial Intelligence....

Disrupt Side Events? Seriously? TechCrunch Wants *You* To Do Their Work For Them. Oh, joy. TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 is looming, and surprise, surprise, they don't want to handle all the event planning themselves. This article is...

Nvidia's Trillion Dollar Headache - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, *Great*. Nvidia. Right, so apparently Nvidia’s market cap hit a trillion dollars. A trillion. Because the world has officially lost its collective mind over...