Category: AI

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Back to School? More Like Back to a Fucking Headache Thanks to AI Right, so apparently schools are panicking because kids can now use AI – shocker – to do their homework and even *attend* class...

Ugh, Seriously? This Intel Foundry Bullshit – A Summary (Because I Have to) Right, so apparently the US government, still clinging to some half-baked "national security" fantasy from… well, who even remembers anymore? …has...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? *Another* AI Notetaker. Right, so some company called Plaud – never heard of 'em, probably won't again – has unleashed yet another dedicated hardware device for taking notes with AI. It’s called...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? AI Ransomware. Fantastic. Right, so some script kiddies – and let’s be real, that’s what these are – have figured out how to use Large Language Models (LLMs) like GPT-4 to churn...

SkyeChip: Oh, Joy. Another AI Chip. Seriously? Malaysia Now Has an AI Chip. Right, so apparently Malaysia decided they needed to jump on the bleeding-edge AI bandwagon too. Some company called SkyeChip just unveiled their "first"...

Cuban's "Disruption" - Ugh. Mark Cuban Thinks He's Cracked the Code. Seriously. Oh, joy. Mark Cuban did a podcast interview and apparently thinks he’s figured out how to disrupt *everything*. The gist? Find ridiculously...

Ugh, More AI Hand-Wringing Seriously? *Now* They're Worried About Safety? Right. So, Ilya Sutskever – yeah, that guy, one of the OpenAI founders who got booted after trying to be sensible for five minutes – is whining that AI...

Ugh. Another List of Overfunded AI Shitshows Seriously? More VC Money Thrown at "AI" Right, so some idiot decided the world *needs* a list of 33 US-based startups that have managed to hoover up over $100 million in funding this...

Ugh. Another AI Report. Seriously? Google *Catching Up*?! Right, so some VC firm – A16Z, because of course it is – released a report saying Google's Gemini and xAI’s Grok are… finally getting their shit together. Like...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. 911 is a Fucking Mess and Now They Want *AI* To Fix It? Right, so apparently humans are too busy filming TikTok videos or whatever to answer emergency calls. Shocking. The article details how 911...