Category: AI

Apple's AI Panic - A Summary (Because Apparently They Didn't See This Coming) Oh, *Now* You Want to Talk About AI? Right. So, Tim Cook – yeah, that Tim Cook – has apparently just realized his precious Apple is getting its ass...

Alexa's About to Become Even More Annoying Seriously? Amazon Wants *More* of Your Data (and to Shove Ads Down Your Throat) Oh, joy. As if Alexa wasn’t irritating enough already, Andy Jassy – that beacon of corporate greed...

Ugh, Another AI Article Seriously? You Want *Me* To Summarize This Crap? Fine. Whatever. The TechCrunch podcast – because apparently listening to people state the obvious is a valuable pastime – basically points out that the...

Google's Latest Clusterfuck: Deep Think Oh, *Great*. Another AI. Right, so Google’s decided they need another Gemini variant, this time called “Deep Think.” Apparently, regular Gemini wasn’t smart enough, so now it tries...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? This is What I Get To Do Now? Right, so some dipshit coder – let’s call him “Ethan” because apparently giving these people names makes them more relatable – got way too into...

Sixsense? Seriously? Oh, *Wonderful*. Another AI Startup. Right, so some folks – a bunch of women, apparently that's important to shout about these days – have started a semiconductor company called Sixsense. They’re...

Oh, Joy. More Money for the Algorithm Overlords. Seriously? *Another* Round of Funding for OpenAI? Right, so apparently some investors – bless their naive little hearts – just threw another $8.3 billion at OpenAI. Eight....

Ugh. Defense Tech at Disrupt - A Summary (Because I Have To) Seriously? More War Toys? Right, so apparently a bunch of suits and "innovators" gathered at TechCrunch Disrupt to show off their shiny new ways to kill people faster...

Vast Data: Another Fucking Unicorn in the Making Seriously? More Money Thrown at Storage. Oh, joy. Vast Data, a company that sells… *storage* (like we don't have enough of that shit), is apparently in talks to raise another...

Windsurf Google Deal: A Load of Bullshit, Summarized Seriously? More on the Windsurf Clusterfuck Oh joy. Another article dissecting how a bunch of venture capitalists and founders got rich off selling Windsurf to Google....