Category: AI

Disney Throws a Legal Tantrum at Google for "Massive" Copyright Infringement Oh, for fuck’s sake, here we go again — another corporate pissing contest between two billion-dollar behemoths pretending to be the victims. Disney,...

Google’s Cheap-Ass AI War: Now Selling “Intelligence” for Less Than a Latte Well, well, well, look who’s throwing their hat back into the AI circus—bloody Google. The corporate overlords in Mountain View decided to roll...

Figma’s AI Wizardry: Because Apparently No One Wants to Do Actual Design Work Anymore Well, Figma’s gone and done it, the clever bastards—they’ve shoved more “AI” into their platform, this time with tools for object...

AI Santa: Because Apparently We Needed a Digital Stalker in Red Velvet So, some bright-spark startup called Tavus decided humanity wasn’t already wasting enough time talking to chatbots, so now they’ve unleashed an AI Santa...

ChatGPT Tops Apple’s Download Charts — Humanity Officially Out of Original Ideas Well, would you bloody look at that. The mighty ChatGPT has hit the top of the Apple App Store for 2025 in the U.S., beating out every...

Google Decides to Be the Goddamn Puppet Master of AI Agents Well, holy shit. Google’s decided it hasn’t quite monopolized enough of the internet yet, so now it’s diving face-first into something called “Managed MCP...

ElevenLabs Hits $6.6B Valuation… And Apparently Voice Isn’t Sexy Enough Anymore So, ElevenLabs, the crowd that makes machines sound more human than your average call center drone, just hit a goddamn $6.6 billion valuation....

Google’s Latest “Innovation”: AI Summarizing the Bloody News Oh, fantastic — Google’s at it again, trying to shove even more “AI magic” down everyone’s throats. Apparently, the almighty overlords in Mountain View...

Spotify’s AI Now Wants to Be Your Overly Attached Music Buddy Oh, fantastic. Because apparently, what the world really needed was yet another goddamn AI trying to be your best friend. Spotify’s at it again, this time...

Bitcoin Miners Ditch Crypto for AI – Because Why the Hell Not? So, apparently, the big brain geniuses that were once torching the planet mining magical internet coins have decided to reinvent themselves as the next great...