Category: AI

LinkedIn’s Algorithm Has Lost Its Goddamn Mind So apparently, the geniuses over at LinkedIn decided their shiny professional network wasn’t chaotic enough, so they’ve been screwing around with their bloody algorithm again....

Lisa Su vs. Everyone: The Silicon Battle Royale Alright, buckle the hell up, because Dr. Lisa Su over at AMD is apparently too busy kicking ass and taking transistor counts to give a damn about the so‑called “competition.”...

Google’s Grandmaster Plan: Promote the Server Whisperer Oh, for fuck’s sake, Google’s done it again. In their desperate scramble to stay relevant in the AI dick-measuring contest, they’ve decided the masterstroke move is...

Another Day, Another Tech Miracle: Baby Delivered in a Bloody Waymo So apparently, some poor sods in Phoenix ended up delivering a baby *inside* a goddamn Waymo self-driving car because, surprise surprise, life doesn’t wait for...

Harness Bags $240 Million Because Apparently Nobody Knows How to Finish a Bloody AI Project So, Harness – yeah, those clever bastards who automate the “DevOps lifecycle” (translation: the stuff developers and AI engineers...

Spoor’s Fancy Bird-Watching AI Is Making Everyone Lose Their Damn Minds Well, apparently the tech world’s latest shiny toy is Spoor’s bird-monitoring AI — because there’s nothing humans love more than teaching computers...

Port Raises A Pile Of Cash To Take On Spotify’s Backstage — Or, How To Burn $100M Trying To Reinvent the Damn Wheel So apparently Port — yeah, that “developer portal platform” company that’s been lurking around like...

TIME Names ‘Architects of AI’ Its Person of the Year — Because Apparently the Robots Won Ah, bloody wonderful. TIME decided that instead of picking an actual human for their oh-so-prestigious Person of the Year, they’d...

Opera Wants Twenty Bloody Bucks a Month for Its AI Browser — What the Actual F***? So, apparently Opera’s decided it hasn’t milked the Internet hard enough and now wants you to cough up twenty goddamn dollars a month for...

Disney and OpenAI: The Mouse Meets the Machine Oh, for fuck’s sake. Disney just can’t keep its gloved hands off anything that even smells like money, can it? The House of Mouse has apparently inked a shiny new deal with...