Category: AI

Pentagon Finally Notices Anthropic is a Supply Chain Dumpster Fire Oh for fuck's sake. It took the bloody Pentagon until 2026 to figure out that handing over the nuclear launch codes to a chatbot with an existential crisis might...

Anthropic Gets Flagged as a 'Supply Chain Risk' and Apparently We're Fucking Surprised Oh for fuck's sake. The US Military finally pulled their heads out of their collective arses long enough to realize that Anthropic—yes, the...

Oh Splendid, The Killbots Have a Government Contract Well isn't this just fucking peachy. Sam Altman, that smiling assassin in a cashmere sweater, has decided that OpenAI wasn't content with just destroying the creative...

The Billion-Dollar Electrical Money Fire Oh for fuck's sake. Look at this shit. TechCrunch wants to tell us all about how OpenAI, Oracle, Nvidia, Microsoft, Google, and Meta are locked in a massive infrastructural pissing...

Anthropic CEO Finally Grows a Pair, Tells Pentagon to Piss Off Oh look, Dario Amodei has suddenly developed a fucking spine. While every other AI vendor in Silicon Valley is practically deep-throating the military-industrial...

The Pentagon's AI Circle-Jerk: Where Ethics Go to Die in a Fire Oh for fuck's sake. Look what the cat dragged in from the Uncanny Valley podcast. Apparently the Pentagon is having a massive sook because Anthropic has grown a...

Jack Dorsey's Block Party: 4,000 Careers Go Tits Up Oh look, it's Saint Jack of the Perpetual Beard, back to bless us with his infinite fucking wisdom. Apparently, the spiritual guru of tech bros has decided that Block (formerly...

Google's Nano Banana 2: Because Christ Knows We Needed Another Image Generator That Can't Draw Fucking Hands Oh joy. Just when you thought the internet couldn't get any more saturated with AI-generated slop that looks like it was...

Splendid. Another AI Parrot to Squawk Your Schedule at You. Oh brilliant. Just what the universe needed: Huxe, a shiny new Silicon Valley circle-jerk that charges you money to have a Large Language Model read your own fucking...

OpenAI Pinches a $110B Loaf and We're All Supposed to Cheer Oh for fuck's sake. Not content with bleeding the venture capitalists dry like a pack of vampires at a hemophiliacs' convention, OpenAI has gone and vacuumed up $110...