Category: AI

ChatGPT’s Mobile App Bleeds Money and Somehow People Love It Well, isn’t this a bloody surprise? The ChatGPT mobile app just swaggered its way to a mind-melting $3 billion in consumer spending. That’s right — three...

Pickle Robot Hires Tesla Money Wizard — Because Robots Need Bank Accounts Too So apparently, Pickle Robot – those clever bastards who make robots that hurl boxes around in warehouses – just decided it’s time to play with...

ChatGPT Opens an App Store – Because Why the Hell Not? So, apparently, the digital overlords at OpenAI decided that managing one omnipotent chatbot wasn’t enough – now they’ve gone and built a bloody App Store for...

Apple’s New “Let’s Fix American Manufacturing” Circus – or How to Wrap Bacon with AI Guilt So, Apple—yes, the bloody iPhone overlords who charge a kidney per gadget—have apparently decided they’re saviors of...

Investors Throw Yet More Bloody Money at MoEngage Because Apparently “Why the Hell Not?” Well, strap in, because the investment circus just rolled back into town — and this time, the clowns are juggling $180 million like...

People Are Actually Paying to Get Their Chatbots High — What the Actual Hell? So apparently, humanity’s collective brain cell took the day off again, because some absolute geniuses out there are now *paying* for their...

Amazon Throws Another $10B Into the Money-Pit Circus of AI Bullshit Oh bloody fantastic — apparently Amazon’s now sniffing around OpenAI’s gold-plated trough with a *$10 billion* wad of cash, because clearly burning money...

Underwater Robots Finally Figure Out How to Bloody Talk to Each Other So apparently, Skana Robotics decided that the deep blue sea wasn’t confusing enough and came up with a way for underwater robots to yammer at each other....

Google’s Damn “Vibe-Coding” Nonsense Crashes the Gemini Party So apparently, Google’s decided that just making normal coding tools wasn’t *flashy* enough, so they’ve unleashed some fancy-ass “vibe-coding” thing...

Mozilla’s New Boss Promises AI in Firefox (But Chill, You Can Still Turn the Bloody Thing Off) So, Mozilla’s shiny new CEO has opened their big mouth to declare that, yes, the Firefox browser is finally jumping on the AI...