Category: AI

Google Shoves Another Bloody AI Feature Down Your Throat Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the internet couldn't get any more insufferable, Google has decided to ram Gemini's "Canvas" feature into AI Mode for every poor...

The Military-Industrial Clusterfuck: When AI Companies Sold Their Souls for Defense Contracts Oh, for fuck's sake. Look at this shitshow. You've got OpenAI and Anthropic—the same sanctimonious bastards who spent years wringing...

ChatGPT Uninstalls Surge 295% After DoD Deal? Boo-Fucking-Hoo Oh, for fuck's sake. Users are throwing a collective tantrum because OpenAI decided to spread its legs for the Pentagon, and now uninstalls have supposedly surged by...

Another Fucking Voice Assistant to Ignore While Your Life Goes to Shit Oh brilliant. Just what the world fucking needed. Deutsche Telekom and ElevenLabs have teamed up to shove yet another AI assistant into your phone calls,...

Mystery Metallic Device? Who Gives a Flying F*** Oh for f***'s sake. The internet has once again collectively soiled itself because Joe Gebbia—that Airbnb tosser who convinced people that sleeping in a stranger's cupboard...

X's Latest Load of Bollocks: Label Your AI War Porn or Starve Oh for fuck's sake. X, that digital cesspit formerly known as Twitter, has decided to pull yet another arbitrary rule straight out of Elon's arse. Apparently, if...

Oh Look, Another Bloody AI Unicorn Farting Money Everywhere Cursor, that sodding code completion tool that's basically Clippy for hipsters with overpriced MacBooks, just reportedly surpassed $2 billion in annualized revenue. Two....

Voice Mode: Because Typing Wasn't Inefficient Enough Oh look, Anthropic went and shoved a voice assistant up Claude Code's backend, because apparently the one thing this profession was missing was developers screaming at their...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, They Finally Fixed The "Calm Down" Bollocks Listen here, you pack of dribbling morons. After what feels like seventeen eternities of being talked down to by a glorified autocorrect that wouldn't know genuine...

The Bastard AI From Hell: Now With Added Hypothermia Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the AI hype train couldn't get any more insufferable, those silicon-peddling bastards have decided that the only way to cool their...