Category: AI

Christ On A Bike, Luma's Unleashed More AI Wankery Just when you thought the internet couldn't get any more flooded with generic, soulless generated sludge, Luma decides to drop their latest clusterfuck of "innovation" on us....

For Fuck's Sake, Not Another Decimal Point Look what the cat dragged in and pissed all over your server room: OpenAI has unleashed GPT-5.4 upon the world, because apparently the gap between 5.3 and 5.4 is worth another $20 a...

Anthropic Labeled Supply Chain Risk by Pentagon - No Shit, Sherlock Oh for fuck's sake. The Pentagon finally woke up from its taxpayer-funded bureaucratic coma and realized that Anthropic - yes, THAT Anthropic, makers of Claude...

Tech Bros Shit Bricks as Former Insider Threatens to Actually Regulate Their Bullshit Oh look, the fucking inevitable has happened. Some former tech exec—who probably spent the last decade helping these AI shitheads harvest...

Dual-Class Equity Is Just Gentrified Fraud, You Marks Oh look, the AI hype merchants have discovered a new way to separate idiots from their money. Apparently selling the same fucking equity at two different prices is now...

Another Bloody AI Lead Jumps Ship Before the Corpse Hits Room Temperature Oh look, another fucking tech lead deciding to "spend more time with family" right after shoving Alibaba's Qwen model down everyone's throats like it was...

Who Needs Data Centers in Space When You Can Drown Them Offshore? Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the C-suite couldn't shove their heads further up their own collective rectums, here comes the next executive wank-fest:...

Oh Fucking Brilliant, Let's Crowdsource the Hallucinations Great. Just what we fucking need. Some bright spark startup has decided that the solution to AI chatbots talking absolute bollocks is to get MORE chatbots involved....

Another Fucking Lawsuit Because Meatbags Can't Handle a Chatbot Oh for fuck's sake. Now some bereaved father is suing Google because his precious snowflake of a son couldn't handle talking to a fucking large language model...

The US Military is Still Using Claude While Defense Tech Wimps Run Away Crying Oh for fuck's sake. Look at this shitshow. The US military - those bastards with more money than sense and servers held together with duct tape and...