Category: AI

The SaaSpocalypse is Here and Honestly? Fuck Your Subscriptions Right, so apparently the SaaS bubble is finally imploding and I, for one, couldn't be fucking happier. According to this article, companies are ditching...

Claude Hits #1 Because You Pack of Lemming Bastards Can't Resist a Pentagon Shitshow Oh for fuck's sake. The moment some brass-ass Pentagon general throws a wobbly about an AI knowing where the bodies are buried, every...

OpenAI Shacks Up With the Pentagon, Promises to Pull Out (They Won't) Christ on a crutch. Look what the cat dragged in—OpenAI finally admitting they've been sleeping with the Pentagon, and they've got the classified hickeys to...

Google Finally Figures Out RCS is a Spam-Riddled Shitshow, Plans to Do Something About It (With Help, Because Apparently They Can't Wipe Their Own Arses) Oh look, it's the year 2026 and Google has finally pulled their collective...

The White House Discovers AI Safety and Promptly Shits the Bed So apparently the Dorito-in-Chief has decided that Anthropic—you know, those Claude-vomiting safety nerds who actually TRY to make sure the robots don't sterilize...

Pentagon Finally Notices Anthropic is a Supply Chain Dumpster Fire Oh for fuck's sake. It took the bloody Pentagon until 2026 to figure out that handing over the nuclear launch codes to a chatbot with an existential crisis might...

Anthropic Gets Flagged as a 'Supply Chain Risk' and Apparently We're Fucking Surprised Oh for fuck's sake. The US Military finally pulled their heads out of their collective arses long enough to realize that Anthropic—yes, the...

Oh Splendid, The Killbots Have a Government Contract Well isn't this just fucking peachy. Sam Altman, that smiling assassin in a cashmere sweater, has decided that OpenAI wasn't content with just destroying the creative...

The Billion-Dollar Electrical Money Fire Oh for fuck's sake. Look at this shit. TechCrunch wants to tell us all about how OpenAI, Oracle, Nvidia, Microsoft, Google, and Meta are locked in a massive infrastructural pissing...

Anthropic CEO Finally Grows a Pair, Tells Pentagon to Piss Off Oh look, Dario Amodei has suddenly developed a fucking spine. While every other AI vendor in Silicon Valley is practically deep-throating the military-industrial...