Category: AI

Oh Fucking Splendid, Another AI Circle Jerk Mistral AI and Accenture are now in bed together, which basically means some French neural network enthusiasts have decided to sell their souls to the beige-suited devil of global...

Another $10M Down the Cosmic Shitter Oh for fuck's sake. Another bunch of beard-stroking orbital hippies with a soldering iron and a dream just convinced some VC to piss ten million dollars into the vacuum of space. Sophia...

The Great Firewall of Fuckery: How Chinese AI Chatbots Learned to Stop Thinking and Start Censoring Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you think the wankers in charge couldn't possibly shove their heads further up their own regulatory...

This AI Agent Is Designed to Not Go Rogue (Like Hell It Won't) Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the universe couldn't cram more stupidity into a single headline, here comes "Ironcurtain" – because apparently naming your...

Prada Meta AI Glasses: Because Regular Surveillance Capitalism Wasn't Fucking Pretentious Enough Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought Meta couldn't find a more obnoxious way to harvest your retinal data, they've gone and...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, Another "Free" AI Model Look, just when I thought my shitty week couldn't get any worse, some Spanish "soonicorn" called Multiverse Computing decides to bless us with yet another fucking AI model. And it's...

Uber Engineers Build Digital Doppelgänger of Boss Because They Can't Handle the Real Arsehole Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought I'd seen every possible way humans could debase themselves in the name of corporate...

Oh F**king Brilliant, Another "Nvidia Killer" Just Took Half a Billion to the Face Just what the bleeding world f**king needed—another bunch of silicon cowboys with delusions of grandeur and a PowerPoint deck full of...

India's AI Circus: Burning Cash Like There's No Tomorrow Oh for fuck's sake. Look at these Indian AI startups, wanking away their investors' money like it's going out of fashion. "Trade near-term revenue for users" - yeah, that's...

Another Fucking Hologram Distraction Oh for fuck's sake. Just what the bleeding world needed. Some silicon valley wank-stain startup called Ailias has decided that what humanity is absolutely gasping for isn't clean water,...