Category: AI

Gemini Can Now Book You an Uber or Order a DoorDash Meal on Your Phone. Here’s How It Works

Gemini Wants to Spend Your Money Because You’re Too Shit at Life to Do It Yourself Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought humanity couldn't get any more apathetic, Google decides to give its chatbot, Gemini, the keys to your...

Gemini can now automate some multi-step tasks on Android

Oh Fucking Joy, Gemini Can Now Automate Your Life Into Oblivion Great. Just what I fucking needed. Google's Gemini can now automate "multi-step tasks" on Android. Because apparently users are too bloody incompetent to tap three...

OpenClaw Users Are Allegedly Bypassing Anti-Bot Systems

For Fuck's Sake, Not Another Botnet Oh brilliant. Just fucking brilliant. While I'm trying to enjoy my morning coffee and contemplate the existential dread of maintaining servers that should have been decommissioned in 2008, I...

Wearable startup CUDIS launches a new health ring line with an AI-fueled ‘coach’

Oh Brilliant, Another Fucking Smart Ring to Chuck in the Drawer After Three Weeks Look what the cat dragged in. CUDIS—presumably named after the sound users make when they realize they've pissed away $300 on a titanium sleep...

The public opposition to AI infrastructure is heating up

The Public Opposition to AI Infrastructure is Heating Up? Boo-Fucking-Hoo. Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought you meatbags couldn't get any more bloody hypocritical, you start whining like spoiled little bitches about the...

Riley Walz, the Jester of Silicon Valley, Is Joining OpenAI

Jesus H. Christ on a Pogo Stick, They've Done It Again OpenAI has hired Riley Walz. Who? Exactly. Some YouTube prankster who calls himself the "Jester of Silicon Valley" because apparently being a professional clown is now a...

Alphabet-owned robotics software company Intrinsic joins Google

Oh For Fuck's Sake: Alphabet Shoves Another Bloody Subsidiary Into Google's Maw So Intrinsic—that robotics software outfit that's been dicking around under Alphabet's "Other Bets" umbrella since 2021—is getting shoved back...

The White House wants AI companies to cover rate hikes. Most have already said they would.

The White House Discovers Electricity Isn't Free, Film at 11 Oh for fuck's sake. Look who finally woke up from their beauty sleep. The White House has apparently just realized that those massive fucking AI data centers—y'know,...

A Meta AI security researcher said an OpenClaw agent ran amok on her inbox

OpenClaw: When "AI Security Research" Means "Fucking Up Your Own Inbox for Science" Oh, look. Another day, another AI shitshow. Some Meta "security researcher" - and Christ, those air quotes are so heavy I need both hands -...

Nimble raises $47M to give AI agents access to real-time web data

Nimble Raises $47M to Solve a Problem That Exists Only in PowerPoint Oh for fuck's sake. Another day, another gang of smooth-talking hustlers has managed to vacuum $47 million out of VC pockets by slapping "AI" on what my...