Category: AI

ChatGPT's Numbers - Ugh. Seriously? 800 Million Users. Fine. Oh, joy. Sam Altman is bragging again. Apparently, ChatGPT now has a staggering 800 million weekly active users as of October 2025. Eight *hundred* million. Like that...

Oh, *Now* They Want to Be an App Store? Seriously? OpenAI's Doing Apps. Right, so after years of everyone else building on their platform, the geniuses at OpenAI have decided they want a piece of the app store pie. They’re...

Oh, *Now* They Want To Help? OpenAI's AgentKit: Seriously? Right. So, now OpenAI decides to give developers tools to build AI agents. After letting everyone flail around for the last year trying to wrangle their barely-functional...

Ugh, OpenAI and AMD... Seriously? Another Fucking Partnership – This Time It's OpenAI & AMD Right, so listen up. Apparently, OpenAI decided Nvidia wasn’t enough of a monopoly-in-the-making and is now throwing money at AMD for...

MrBeast Whines About AI - Seriously? Oh, *Now* They Care: MrBeast's Sudden AI Panic Right. So, Jimmy "MrBeast" Donaldson – the guy who built an empire on increasingly ridiculous stunts and giving money away – is suddenly...

OpenAI's Latest Bullshit Seriously? More OpenAI "Innovation"? Oh, fantastic. As if we didn’t have enough AI slop clogging up the internet, OpenAI is unleashing even MORE models on its API. Apparently, GPT-4o isn't good enough...

OpenAI's Latest Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Read) Oh, Joy. More Shit From OpenAI. Right, so Altman and his crew had a "dev day" – basically a marketing spectacle to shove even more AI crap down your...

Ugh. Seriously? Taylor Swift Fans Think She's Using AI, Because Of *Videos* Right, so apparently the internet hivemind – specifically Taylor Swift’s fanbase, which is…intense – has decided she’s a goddamn robot. Or at...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your AI Summary. The "Reinforcement Gap" – Because Apparently AI Isn’t Magic (Who Knew?) Right, so some 'experts' finally figured out why your chatbot can write passable poetry but still can't reliably...

Oh, For Fucks Sake... OpenAI & Jony Ive's "Revolutionary" Device? More Like Revolving Door of Problems. Right, so apparently Sam Altman and Sir Jony Ive – yes, that Jony Ive, the one who makes things look pretty but doesn’t...