Category: AI

Alexa's Latest Descent Into Mediocrity Oh, Joy. Alexa is Now Shoved into More Fire TV Boxes. Right, so Amazon, in their infinite wisdom (read: desperate attempt to stay relevant), are cramming a "new and improved" Alexa...

Character AI: Still a Fucking Time Sink Seriously? More Talking Robots. Oh, joy. Another article about Character AI. Apparently, they're still around, letting people have pretend conversations with digital personalities....

Ring's Latest Bullshit Oh, Joy. Ring Now Wants to Know *Everything*. Right, so Amazon’s Ring cameras – you know, the ones already sucking up enough data about your neighborhood to make a privacy nightmare look like a picnic...

Amazon's Latest Clusterfuck - Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, *Great*. More Echo Devices. Right, so Amazon, in their infinite wisdom, decided to churn out more Echo devices. Seriously? As if the world needs another listening...

Thiel's Delusions, Briefly Explained (Ugh) Seriously? This Again. Right, so some billionaire tech dude, Peter Thiel – yeah, *that* one, the PayPal guy who funded a lot of awful things – has apparently been obsessing over the...

Paypal's Honey: Another Fucking Integration Oh, Joy. More AI Shite. Right, so Paypal’s Honey – yeah, the coupon thingy you probably forgot about because it spams your browser like a teenager with too much time – is now...

Replit: A Fucking Disaster... That Somehow Worked Replit's "Genius" Plan (According to Them) Right, so listen up. Replit, that online IDE thing? Apparently, they were gonna conquer the world with *professional* developers....

Hance: Seriously? Oh, *Great*. Another AI Startup. Right, so some company called Hance – because apparently every tech startup needs a vaguely pretentious name these days – is bragging about an audio processing thingy that's...

Granola's Latest "Innovation" Oh, *Great*. Another AI Feature. Right, so some app called Granola – seriously, Granola? Sounds like something your grandma uses to track prune consumption – decided it needed more AI bullshit....

ChatGPT: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Figure It Out) ChatGPT: Don't Ask Me, I Didn't *Make* This Shit Right, so you need me to explain ChatGPT? Seriously? Fine. It’s an OpenAI chatbot – a large language model,...