Category: AI

Anthropic Tells Pentagon to Get Stuffed While the Brass Has a Hissy Fit So the fucking Pentagon's knickers are in a twist again. This time, those beltway bandits are throwing a full-blown tantrum because Anthropic—those...

How AI Agents Could Fuck the Economy Six Ways from Sunday Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought humanity couldn't get any more spectacularly boneheaded, some bright spark at TechCrunch decides to pen a love letter to our...

TechCrunch Disrupt 2026: Yet Another Circle Jerk for the VC-Addled Masses Oh look, five whole fucking days left to lock in the "lowest" ticket rates for TechCrunch Disrupt 2026. Because nothing screams "innovation" quite like a...

Spotify's AI Playlists: Because Fuck Your Musical Taste, That's Why Oh brilliant. Just fucking brilliant. Spotify's decided the world needs another algorithmic boot to the face, so they're rolling out their AI "Prompted...

Guide Labs Debuts "Interpretable" LLM—Because Apparently Now We Need AI That Thinks Out Loud So Users Can Still Ignore It Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the AI hype train couldn't get any more insufferable, Guide Labs...

Google's Cloud AI Lead Spouts More Marketing Wank About Model "Frontiers" Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought my day couldn't get any more tedious, some twat from Google's Cloud AI division decides to grace us with their...

Sam Altman's Latest Excuse: "But Mooooom, Humans Use Energy Too!" TechCrunch's latest circle-jerk article has Sam Altman, that patron saint of overhyped statistics, defending his GPU fetish by pointing out that—get...

How to Disable Google's AI Overviews Before I Snap and Format the Entire Internet Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought Google couldn't skullfuck search any harder, they've decided to shove a giant, pulsating AI overview at...

Six Fucking Days to Piss Away Your Budget on TC Disrupt 2026 Oh fantastic. Just what I needed to see on a Monday morning – a fucking countdown timer to the world's largest congregation of bullshit artists and PowerPoint...

Creators Finally Realize Ad Revenue Is a Festering Pile of Shit So the "creator economy"—that bullshit buzzword venture capitalists use to justify throwing money at people who film themselves eating spicy noodles—has finally...