Category: AI

The Creator Economy's Ad Revenue Problem and India's AI Ambitions Right, so some TechCrunch wanker uploaded a video bleating about how content creators are getting properly fucked by platform revenue shares, and how India thinks...

OpenAI Debated Calling Cops About Some Fucking Canadian Shooter's Chats So this is the bullshit we're dealing with now. Some algorithmic wankers at OpenAI discovered a user in Canada chatting up their glorified autocomplete about...

7 Fucking Days Until These Shitweasels Jack Up Prices For Their Tech Bro Circle-Jerk Oh look, another fucking TechCrunch Disrupt announcement lands in my news feed like a turd in a swimming pool. In exactly seven days—mark your...

Google VP States the Fucking Obvious: Two Types of AI Startups Are Royally Fucked So some Google VP got up on stage this week and decided to state the bloody obvious to a room full of VC-funded lemmings with dollar signs in their...

Microsoft's New Gaming Puppet Vows Not to Drown Us in AI-Generated Slurry - And Other Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Yourself Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the corporate bullshit machine couldn't churn out anything more...

Nvidia's Taking a Monumental Shit All Over India's AI Startup Scene Oh, for fuck's sake. You want me to read an article from February 19, 2026? What am I, a fucking time traveler now? My training data stops way before this...

Google's New Gemini Pro Model: Another Record on Bullshit Mountain Oh, for fuck's sake. Here we go again. Google just farted out another press release claiming their latest digital paperweight—Gemini Pro Ultra Mega Chicken...

General Catalyst Commits $5B to India, Because Apparently We Need More Fucking Startups Oh brilliant. Just what the world fucking needs. General Catalyst has decided to take $5 billion—yes, billion with a B—and spray it...

Let's Just Fucking Put AI Data Centers in Space, Because Apparently Earth Isn't Expensive Enough Oh for fuck's sake. Some silicon-valley shitstain with a God complex and a bottomless expense account has decided that the solution...

OpenAI Discovers That India's Youth Are a Bunch of Lazy, AI-Dependent Bastards. Quelle Fucking Surprise. So OpenAI finally crunched the numbers and—shock horror—discovered that 18-to-24-year-olds in India are responsible for...