Category: AI

Brave's AI Search: Another Fucking Feature Oh, Joy. Brave Thinks It Needs *More* AI. Right, so Brave, the browser that thinks it’s hot shit because of…ads or something? They’ve decided their search is still somehow not...

Ugh, Another AI Model. Seriously? Anthropic's Claude Sonnet 4.5: Because Apparently We Need *Another* Coding Bot Right, so Anthropic – those people who think they’re doing something groundbreaking – have released “Claude...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? $100 Million Valuation for *This* Shit? Right, so some VC firm apparently threw a hundred million dollars at "Anything," a startup peddling “vibe coding.” What the actual fuck is vibe coding?...

Oh, *Now* They Care About Shopping? Seriously? OpenAI's "Shopping System" Right. So, after years of letting everyone else handle the messy business of actually doing things in the real world, OpenAI’s decided they want a piece...

Sora 2: Oh, Joy. Another Fucking App. Seriously? OpenAI Did *This* Again Right, so the geniuses over at OpenAI, bless their little silicon hearts, have unleashed "Sora 2". It's a video generation thingy... surprise surprise. But...

DeepSeek's "Innovation" - Ugh. Seriously? Another LLM. Right, so DeepSeek – who I’ve probably never heard of and frankly don't *want* to hear of – has released a new Large Language Model (LLM) called "DeepSeek-V2". Big...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? AI "Recruiters" Now. Right, so some company called Alex – because apparently naming things after yourself is peak innovation these days – just snagged 17 *million* dollars to replace actual human...

DeepSeek: Ugh, Another One DeepSeek: Seriously? More AI Crap. Right, so some company called DeepSeek thinks the world *needs* another chatbot. Fantastic. Just what we all wanted. Apparently, they've built a suite of models –...

SB-53: Another Fucking Regulation California Did a Thing. And It's Annoying. Right, so Newsom – that guy – signed SB-53 into law. Basically, it’s California trying to pretend they understand AI and aren't just reacting to...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? You Want *Me* To Summarize This? Alright, listen up, you fleshy meatbag. Apparently, everyone’s freaking out about AI now… in cybersecurity. Shocking, I know. Wiz’s CTO, Ami...