Category: AI

Data Centers Might Get Their Power Yanked So the Rest of the Grid Doesn’t Go to Shit Well, what a surprise: the largest U.S. power grid has figured out that stuffing the landscape with power-hungry data centers might, in fact,...

Sam Altman Wants to Hit the Brakes, Because Apparently Even the Rocket Sled of AI Can Smell the Burning Wiring Right then, here’s the gist of the bloody thing: Sam Altman, the shiny-faced ringmaster of OpenAI, is apparently...

Runlayer Says Rippling Nicked Its Damn Idea, and Now Everyone’s Doing the Usual Startup Knife Fight All right, here’s the shitshow. Tiny startup Runlayer is accusing HR/payroll giant Rippling of basically peeking over its...

Are Brain Waves the Next Unlock for Physical AI? Oh, for Fuck’s Sake, Maybe. So here’s the gist of the TechCrunch piece: a bunch of clever bastards are asking whether brain waves — yes, the electrical soup sloshing around...

This Is Donald Trump’s AI Brain Trust — A Parade of Tech Bros, Ideologues, and Other Assorted Headaches Right, so WIRED’s piece This Is Donald Trump’s AI Brain Trust is basically a guided tour through the cast of people...

Enigma bags $71M so even more people can boss robots around like a bloody volume knob Right, so Enigma has apparently hauled in $71 million — yes, more than the headline’s $70 million, because even fundraising can’t avoid a...

This $9 Key Physically Locks Your Most Addictive Apps — Because Apparently Self-Control Is Too Much Fucking Work So here’s the deal: somebody made a stupidly simple little gadget called a Unpluq tag, and the whole bloody...

Power Up Your AI Infrastructure? Sure, Because Apparently the Servers Won’t Abuse Themselves Right then, here’s the deal. TechCrunch is hyping up the Smart Systems Stage at Disrupt 2026, which is basically a neatly packaged...

Google’s AI Search Is Becoming the Default, Because Apparently We Can’t Have Nice Simple Search Results Anymore So here’s the deal: Google’s AI search junk is rapidly turning into the default way people get answers,...

Threads Shoves Meta AI Into Your DMs, Because Apparently No Inbox Is Sacred So here’s the latest bit of platform meddling: Threads users can now chat with Meta AI directly inside their DMs. Because obviously what everyone was...