Category: AI

Neon: A Privacy Nightmare, Summarized (Because I Have To) Seriously? This Again. Right, listen up, you lot. Some app called "Neon" – and yes, the name is offensively optimistic – is number two on the Apple App Store. Why?...

Rocket New: Seriously? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake... Another One. Right, listen up. Some outfit in India called Rocket New – because apparently naming things is *hard* – just snagged $15 million. Fifteen MILLION dollars. For…...

OpenAI's Latest Grift Seriously? Another One. Oh, fantastic. OpenAI’s decided Indonesia is ripe for the picking now, have they? After messing around in India with their "cheap" ChatGPT plans, they're launching “ChatGPT Go”...

Google's Play Store "Revamp" - Ugh. Seriously? Another Google "Innovation"? Right, so Google decided their Play Store wasn’t sufficiently bloated and useless already. They've slapped some AI onto it like a band-aid on a gaping...

TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: A Rip-Off, Obviously Seriously? TechCrunch is Already Raising Prices. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… or unholy, given this situation. Apparently, four days was enough time for TechCrunch to...

Huxe: Another Fucking AI App Seriously? *Another* One. Right, so some ex-Google NotebookLM people – because apparently building shit at Google wasn't enough suffering for them – have launched "Huxe". It’s an app that lets...

Superpanel: Another Fucking Automation Play Seriously? More Lawyers and AI. Kill Me Now. Right, so some company called Superpanel just snagged $5.3 million in seed funding – FIVE POINT THREE MILLION – to do what? Automate...

Meta's Bullshit, Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Meta. Right, so apparently the dumpster fire that is Meta – yes, that Meta – has decided it doesn’t like states actually trying to *regulate*...

Alloy: Because Apparently Robots Can't Keep Track of Their Own Shit Seriously? Data Management for *Robots*?! Oh, joy. Another fucking problem to solve because people can’t build things that work properly in the first place....

Khosla's AI Blather - Summarized (Because I Have To) Seriously? Another VC Talking About AI. Ugh. Fine. Vinod Khosla, the guy who made a fortune and now pontificates, rambled at TechCrunch Disrupt about… surprise! …AI....