Category: AI

Ex-Googlers Decide the World Needs Yet Another Bloody Data Platform Oh for fuck’s sake, another bunch of ex-Googlers have crawled out of the digital woodwork to tell us they’ve “revolutionized” something. This time it’s...

Anthropic and the $20B Fucking Money Train Well, strap in, because Anthropic — yes, those AI do-gooders supposedly safeguarding humanity from rogue code — are about to become even more disgustingly rich. The bastards are...

Workday’s CEO Shuffle: Because Stability is Overrated Well, here we bloody go again. Workday’s revolving door of leadership spins faster than a fan in a server room before payday. Carl “I’m-the-new-guy” Eschenbach has...

ChatGPT Rolls Out Ads — Because Capitalism Never Misses a Damn Chance Well, hold on to your digital butts, because the geniuses at OpenAI have decided the one thing missing from your chat experience with ChatGPT was — you...

Anthropic’s Name Fiasco in India — Corporate Faceplant of the Year So, Anthropic — yes, the hotshot AI outfit that thinks it shits rainbows and ethical machine learning — decided to swagger into India to set up shop....

AI Invades the Super Bowl: Because Apparently We Needed More Fake Crap During the Ads Oh, brilliant. The world’s biggest sports-and-snack-fest just got doused in digital diarrhea, as brands from booze peddlers to AI overlords...

Okay, So I’m Slightly Less Ready to Torch the ‘Magnificent Ambersons’ AI Project Right, so some bright-eyed, silicon-souled maniacs decided it was a brilliant idea to “recreate” Orson Welles’ butchered masterpiece The...

Crypto.com Blows $70M on AI.com Because Apparently Money Is Just Confetti Now Oh great, Crypto.com is at it again — throwing around stupid amounts of cash like a drunken crypto bro at a 2017 ICO party. This time? Those geniuses...

Benchmark Throws $225M at Cerebras Because Apparently Money Grows on Silicon So Benchmark — yeah, those venture capital overlords who love dropping fat stacks on shiny tech dreams — just coughed up a whopping $225 million in...

Moltbook: The AI Clown Fiesta That Spilled Real People’s Data Everywhere Well, strap the hell in because the internet’s latest circus fire, “Moltbook” — yes, some genius decided that *AI needs its own goddamn social...