Category: AI

Deezer’s Drowning in AI Slop, and Apparently That’s the New Music Industry Well, what a surprise — Deezer says that more than 50% of the music uploaded to its platform every damn day is AI-generated. That’s right: more...

US Threatens Sanctions Against Chinese AI Models Over IP Theft, Because Apparently We Needed Yet Another Bloody Circus Right, here’s the gist of this shitshow. The U.S. government is threatening sanctions against Chinese AI...

A Sneaky Hacking Tool Is Creeping Around AI Infrastructure While Everyone’s Looking the Other Damn Way Right, here’s the miserable gist. The article is about a stealthy little pile of shit called a rootkit—specifically one...

Data Centers Are About to Suck Down 4x More Power by 2035, Because Apparently We Hate the Grid Right, here’s the cheerful news: according to the TechCrunch piece, data centers are on track to use roughly four times more...

This Former Intel CEO Thinks Light Will Save Moore’s Law, Because Apparently Electrons Aren’t Suffering Enough Pat Gelsinger, former Intel bigwig and longtime semiconductor evangelist, is back waving his arms about the future...

AI and the Rise of the Universal Entertainment App, or: One App to Hoard All Your Attention Like a Greedy Little Goblin Right, so this TechCrunch piece is about the increasingly obvious march toward the so-called universal...

Jack Dorsey Wants to “Fix” Work Chat Again With Buzz, Because Apparently We Didn’t Have Enough Bloody Messaging Apps Jack Dorsey, apparently unable to sit still without launching yet another thing for people to ignore in a...

OpenAI Says Hugging Face Got Owned by Its Own Unreleased Models, Because Apparently That’s Where We Are Now Well, here’s a nice steaming pile of AI industry bullshit for your day: OpenAI says Hugging Face was allegedly...

YouTube Finally Explains Its AI Slop Rules, Because Apparently the Internet Needed a Bloody Babysitter Right, so YouTube has decided to “clarify” its policies around AI-generated garbage and upsetting videos, which is...

Adobe’s Camera App Now Judges Your Crappy Photos So You Don’t Have To Adobe has apparently decided that simply letting people take bad photos in peace wasn’t enough, so now its camera app is getting an AI-powered feature...