Category: AI

Carbon Robotics built an AI model that detects and identifies plants — bloody marvelous, if you like your weeds dead Right, so Carbon Robotics—those engineering maniacs who apparently hate weeds more than I hate clueless...

Ring’s New Dog-Finding Stunt – Now for Everyone, Because Why the Hell Not So, those cheery bastards over at Ring — yeah, the same ones that love letting your doorbell spy on the neighborhood — decided they haven’t sold...

Coalition Loses Its Collective Shit Over Grok’s Creepy AI Shenanigans So, apparently, a bunch of privacy crusaders and digital rights do-gooders have decided they’ve had enough of Grok, that Elon Musk-branded AI circus act...

OpenAI’s New macOS App for Agentic Coding — Because Apparently We Need More AI Telling Us What to Do So OpenAI’s gone and vomited out another shiny toy — this time a fancy-ass macOS app for something they’re calling...

Firefox Finally Lets You Tell Its Bloody AI to Sod Off Well, it finally bloody happened. Firefox, that browser everyone still uses out of nostalgia or misplaced optimism, is now adding a magical new button — the “piss off,...

Snowflake Hops Into Bed With OpenAI – Because Apparently Everyone Needs an AI Buddy Now Oh bloody hell, here we go again. Another day, another headline screaming that *AI is the future*. This time it’s Snowflake – yes, the...

HHS, Palantir, and the AI Witch Hunt for “Wokeness” Oh for fuck’s sake. The US Department of Health and Human Services has decided it’s time to get “smart” — and by smart, I mean batshit paranoid. They’ve...

Bye-Bye Corporate Conglomerates, Hello Personal Conglomerates (A.K.A. The Capitalist Clusterfuck Evolution) Oh bloody hell, TechCrunch is once again ranting about the latest shiny trend destined to make consultants rich and...

India Waves the Big “Zero Taxes” Carrot at the AI Industry — Whoop-de-Freaking-Do So here’s the deal: India’s decided to roll out the red carpet made of tax-free unicorn dreams for every AI company dumb enough to think...

Indonesia "Conditionally" Lifts Ban on Grok — Bureaucratic Circus Edition Oh great, another day, another bloody government decision that looks like it was made by a committee of half-brained lemurs on expired caffeine pills....