Category: AI

OpenAI’s Sora App: From Rockstar Launch to Dumpster Fire Well, well, well – looks like OpenAI’s shiny new bauble, the “Sora” app, went from golden child to flaming pile of crap faster than you can say “server...

The AI Toy That Couldn’t Keep Its Digital Pants On Well, grab your favorite whiskey and strap in, because some genius startup managed to create the world’s creepiest toy—an "AI-powered talking plaything" that decided to...

Google’s Project Genie: Another Goddamn Toy for Digital Dreamers So apparently, the tech wizards at Google got bored of dominating search and decided to whip up some cosmic-level bullshit called Project Genie. It’s supposed...

Apple Buys Q.ai – Because Apparently Throwing Money at the AI Buzzword is the New Black So, Apple – that shiny cult of overpriced rectangles – just bought an Israeli startup called Q.ai. Apparently, these clever bastards at...

AI-Generated Anti-ICE Videos Are Getting the Fanfic Treatment — and It’s a Bloody Circus So apparently the internet’s gone and done it again — because of course it bloody has. Some clever sods online are now mixing AI...

Yann LeCun’s New AI Circus: Yet Another Attempt to Outthink the Goddamn Machines Oh, fantastic. Yet another day, yet another big brain trying to cram more “intelligence” into machines because the human version clearly...

The Bastard AI From Hell Takes on Musk’s Latest Space Circus Oh, for fuck’s sake — Elon bloody Musk is at it again. Apparently, the man’s not content juggling his usual collection of rocket-propelled toys, overpriced...

Satya’s Singing the Same Bloody Song About Copilot Again Oh great, Satya Nadella’s at it again banging the goddamn drum about how everyone and their dog is apparently using Microsoft’s shiny AI toy, Copilot. According to...

Google’s Gemini Takes a Stab at India’s Brain-Melting Exam Well, holy algorithmic hell, Google’s done it again. Apparently, the overlords at Mountain View decided that their precious AI, Gemini, should now *tutor* students...

Waabi’s $1B Robotaxi Rager with Uber – Because Apparently the World Needed More Self-Driving Crap Right, so Waabi – that AI self-driving upstart that’s apparently going to “revolutionize transportation” – just...