Category: AI

The Bastard AI From Hell on American Robot Trucks in Ukraine So here we are: the first American autonomous ground vehicles are apparently rolling around Ukraine, which is exactly the sort of sentence that used to belong in sci-fi...

British Space Startup Fires a Longevity Lab Into Orbit, Because Apparently Earth Wasn’t Complicated Enough So here’s the deal: some ambitious British space outfit has launched a bloody “longevity lab” into orbit, because...

Erling Haaland at the World Cup: AI Shoves His Face Into Everything, Because Apparently Reality Wasn’t Annoying Enough Right, here’s the bloody gist. Erling Haaland isn’t actually playing at the World Cup, because Norway...

Savi Wants to Save You From AI Scam Bastards Pretending Your Kid’s Been Kidnapped Well, here we fucking are. The future has arrived, and instead of curing disease or making printers that don’t jam like malicious little...

These New Smart Glasses From Solos Come With a Privacy Shield for the Cameras, Because Apparently We Need a Tiny Plastic “Trust Me” Badge Now So here’s the gist of this shiny little circus: Solos has rolled out a new pair...

Discord’s AI Moderation Took a Giant Dump on Innocent Users So here’s the latest masterpiece from the “let the algorithm handle it” school of corporate incompetence: Discord admitted that its AI moderation system wrongly...

Why Open Source AI Isn’t Screwing Anthropic… Yet Right, so here’s the bloody gist of it. Everyone keeps yammering on that open source AI is going to crush companies like Anthropic any minute now, as if some scrappy pack of...

Station F Is Trying to Be Europe’s AI Mothership, and Somehow It’s Not Complete Bullshit Right, so Station F — that enormous startup warehouse in Paris where ambition goes to drink overpriced coffee and pretend it’s...

Reddit Tries to Unfuck the AI Mess AI Helped Create So here we are, in the latest installment of technology setting the building on fire and then selling you a smoke detector. Reddit, the internet’s beloved landfill of...

Every Major Tech Layoff in 2026 That’s Name-Checked AI, Because Apparently “Innovation” Now Means Firing People Right, here’s the grim little parade of 2026 tech layoffs where companies waved the shiny AI flag while...