Category: AI

Acti Shoves AI Agents Into Your Keyboard, Because Apparently Tapping Letters Wasn’t Annoying Enough Right, so Acti has decided the best place to wedge AI agents is directly into your smartphone keyboard — you know, the one...

Anthropic Rolls Out Claude Sonnet 5 So the Bean Counters Can Run More AI Agents Without Crying Into the Budget Anthropic has launched Claude Sonnet 5, which is basically its latest attempt to keep the AI agent hype machine...

Etched Bags a $5B Valuation and $1B in Sales, Because Apparently the AI Chip Gold Rush Still Hasn’t Run Out of Idiots With Money Right, so Etched — one of the latest companies trying to kick Nvidia in the shins and nick its...

The DeepMind Poker Nerds Took Their Bluffing Bot to Wall Street, Because Apparently Finance Needed More Arrogant Math Bastards Right, so here’s the gist of this shiny little TechCrunch puff piece: three ex-DeepMind researchers...

This Humanoid Robot Is a Terrifyingly Competent Office Intern, Because Apparently That’s the Fresh Hell We’re Doing Now Right, so Wired has a piece about a humanoid robot called Flexiv—sorry, Flexion in your prompt, because...

Omen AI Thinks It Can Save Data Centers With Water Tricks. Sure, Why the Hell Not. So here’s the deal: Omen AI has apparently decided the future of data center efficiency is, of all godforsaken things, water. Because naturally,...

Robot Hand Startup Stops Slapping Tesla Long Enough to Pocket $11M Right, here’s the short version for anyone too busy rebooting broken servers or pretending legal drama is “innovation.” A robot hand company called...

TIDAL Finally Does One Bloody Sensible Thing and Cuts Off AI Music Grifters Well, miracles happen. TIDAL has apparently decided it’s had enough of the flood of AI-generated musical sludge clogging up the pipes and is cracking...

Cursor’s Mobile App: Because Apparently You Need to Babysit Your Coding Bot From the Damn Toilet So here’s the deal: Cursor, the AI coding tool that’s been trying to make software engineers feel both powerful and vaguely...

Arena: the AI score-board circus is now a $100M pile of money Right, so the gist of this TechCrunch piece is that Arena — yes, that AI leaderboard everyone and their overfunded startup goblin uses to compare models — has...