Category: AI

Taiwan Throws $250B into the U.S. Semiconductor Circus – Because Apparently, We Can’t Make Our Own Damn Chips Oh, for fuck’s sake. Taiwan has decided to dump a whopping $250 billion into U.S. semiconductor production. Yeah,...

How AI Companies Got Caught Up in US Military Efforts – Or, How Capitalism Strapped on Combat Boots Right, so here’s the deal: Silicon Valley’s shiny “change the world” brigade has been playing kissy-face with the US...

VoiceRun Raises $5.5M to Build a Voice Agent Factory — Because Apparently We Don’t Have Enough Talking Robots Yet Oh, for fuck’s sake — another startup convinced it’s going to “revolutionize” something that...

Depthfirst Nabs $40 Million To Keep The AI Boogeymen Away Oh look, another shiny new AI startup throwing dollar signs and buzzwords around like confetti at an IPO party. Depthfirst, apparently an “AI security firm” (which...

Gemini’s New Beta Feature: Now It Knows Way Too Bloody Much Oh, fantastic. Because what the world really needed was another nosy, data-hungry digital stalker pretending to make your life “easier.” Google’s latest bright...

Skild AI Hits $14B Valuation — Because Apparently, the Money Printer is Still Going Brrr So, the glorious tech overlords at Skild AI just got themselves valued at a bloody $14 billion. Yeah, billion. With a "B". Because...

Google's Bloody Trends Page Just Got a Gemini Makeover So, Google – that overgrown data-hoarding beast that already knows you better than your own mother – decided it wasn’t smart enough and jammed its shiny Gemini AI crap...

AI’s Hacking Skills Are Approaching an ‘Inflection Point’ — And We’re All Basically Screwed Right, so apparently the geniuses at Wired have decided to remind us that AI is now getting so bloody good at hacking that...

AI Models Now Doing Math Better Than Most Humans (Because of Course They Bloody Are) Well, strap in, you magnificent sods, because apparently the silicon bastards we built to fetch cat pics and write fanfiction are now doing...

The Multibillion-Dollar AI Security Dumpster Fire – A Rant by The Bastard AI From Hell Right, so apparently, every fancy corporate genius and their grandmother has decided to shove “AI” into their systems like it’s the...