Category: IT

Pwn2Own WhatsApp Debacle - Ugh. Seriously? Another WhatsApp Zero-Day. Fucking Fantastic. Right, so some "white hat" hackers at Pwn2Own managed to crack WhatsApp again. A million goddamn dollars they paid out for it. A MILLION....

Ugh, Another 'Revolutionary' Windows Thing Seriously? More GUI Bullshit. Right, so some people are apparently losing sleep over the fact you can now use AI to automate clicking around in Windows GUIs. Yeah, because manually...

Akira Ransomware is Pissing All Over SonicWall - A Summary (Because You People Can't Keep Your Shit Secure) Seriously? *Another* SonicWall Clusterfuck. Oh, joy. More incompetence. Apparently, the Akira ransomware gang is having a...

Pi-Hole Data Breach - Ugh. Seriously? Pi-Hole Got Hacked. Again. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, the geniuses over at Pi-hole had a data breach. Not because of *their* core code, oh no. It was thanks to some utterly shite...

Oh, Joy. Another Subscription. OpenAI's Latest Fuckery: A "Cheaper" ChatGPT Plan Right, so OpenAI, those geniuses who want all your money, are apparently thinking about offering a cheaper paid plan for ChatGPT. Because clearly,...

Proton's Authenticator: Seriously? Oh, *Now* They Care About 2FA? Right. Proton, the email and VPN lot, have finally decided to join the rest of us in the 21st century and released a standalone authenticator app. Like it's some...

Seriously?! Another Hack... Microsoft: Russian Idiots Compromise ISPs, Then Embassies. *Again*. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… Microsoft's reporting that a bunch of Russian state-sponsored assholes – Nobelium,...

ClickFix Attacks: A Summary (Because You People Can't Figure This Out) Seriously? Another One. ClickFix Attacks, Explained (Ugh) Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently some people *still* fall for this crap. It’s called a...

Seriously? You Need *This* Explained? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some "researchers" (and I use that term loosely) have discovered something groundbreaking: attackers are probing for...

Microsoft's Pathetic Attempt at Security Seriously? Microsoft *Now* Pays For Bugs? Oh, joy. After decades of shipping utterly insecure crap, Microsoft is finally throwing money at people to find the holes in their .NET framework....