Category: IT

Japanese beer giant Asahi confirms ransomware attack

Asahi Got Ransomed - Figures. Seriously? Asahi Got Hit By Ransomware. Oh, joy. Another one bites the dust. Apparently, Asahi, that Japanese beer company – you know, the ones making perfectly good booze – confirmed they were...

Renault and Dacia UK warn of data breach impacting customers

Renault & Dacia Breach - Ugh. Seriously? Renault and Dacia Got Hacked. Again. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, Renault UK and their budget brand Dacia have admitted to a data breach. Shocking. Absolutely *shocking*. Like...

Sending encrypted emails with Gmail Client-side Encryption (CSE) to external recipients

Gmail CSE: A Waste of Your Time (Probably) Oh, Great. Another "Secure" Email Thing. Right, so Google's finally gotten around to letting you do client-side encryption (CSE) in Gmail for sending emails to people who don’t use...

Signal adds new cryptographic defense against quantum attacks

Signal's Quantum Hand-Wringing Oh, *Now* They Worry About Quantum Computing? Right. So, Signal – yeah, the one everyone uses because they think it’s magically secure – is finally getting around to prepping for quantum...

Clop extortion emails claim theft of Oracle E-Business Suite data

Clop's Latest Fuckery Oh, *Wonderful*. More Ransomware. Right, listen up, you lot. CLOP – yeah, those delightful bastards responsible for the MOVEit Transfer mess – are now sending out extortion emails claiming they’ve...

Red Hat confirms security incident after hackers breach GitLab instance

Red Hat Got Pwned, Again Seriously? Red Hat. *Again*. Oh joy. Apparently, some script kiddies – or maybe slightly-less-scripty ones – managed to breach a GitLab instance belonging to Red Hat. Yeah, Red Hat. The security...

Android spyware campaigns impersonate Signal and ToTok messengers

Ugh, Another Android Mess Seriously? More Spyware. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some absolute morons are distributing spyware on Android by pretending to be Signal and Totok messaging apps. Yeah, you read that right....

Microsoft Intune September 2025 update: Intel vPro integration, PowerShell app scripts, iOS/macOS 26 support, and Copilot enhancements

Intune Update? Oh Joy. Microsoft Intune: September 2025 Update – Because Apparently We Need More Features Right, so Microsoft's decided to inflict *another* update on us poor bastards managing Intune. Apparently, they think we...

Your Service Desk is the New Attack Vector—Here’s How to Defend It.

Ugh, Seriously? Your Service Desk? A Fucking Disaster Waiting to Happen. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some "security experts" have figured out something *shockingly* original: your service desk is a weak point. No shit,...

Microsoft Defender bug triggers erroneous BIOS update alerts

Microsoft Defender Being a Complete Ass Seriously? Microsoft *Again*?! Oh, joy. Another screw-up from the clowns in Redmond. Apparently, Microsoft Defender is now randomly telling people their BIOS needs updating when it...