Category: IT

CISA's Thorium: Another Fucking Tool Seriously? CISA Open Sources *Another* Thing. Oh, joy. As if the world needed more software. The Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) has decided to bless us with "Thorium,"...

SQL Server Monitoring? Ugh. So You Want to Watch Your SQL Server, Huh? Right. Because staring at blinking lights in PerfMon wasn't painful enough. This article – and I use that term loosely – details how to hook up Grafana to...

Kali in a Box (Because Apparently VMs Weren't Enough) Oh, Joy. Kali Linux Now Runs In Apple Containers. Right, so some developers decided that having Kali Linux run perfectly fine in virtual machines wasn’t enough of a pain in...

Microsoft's Latest Clusterfuck Oh, *Now* They Care? Microsoft to Block External Workbook Links (Eventually) Right. So, Microsoft’s finally decided to do something about the gaping security hole they’ve been letting fester in...

Lenovo's UEFI Mess - A Summary (Because Apparently They Can't Get It Right) Seriously? Lenovo *Again* With The Security Shite. Right, listen up. Some "researchers" – and I use that term loosely – found a bunch of flaws in...

Ugh, Another AI "Revolution" Seriously? AI is Doing *What* Now? Right, listen up. Apparently, some report – because we NEED more reports – says that Artificial Intelligence is cutting the workload of Virtual Chief Information...

Apple's Mess, Again Seriously? *Another* Apple Security Flaw? Oh joy. Apple’s released a patch for a security hole in WebKit – the rendering engine used by Safari and, get this, also exploited in Chrome. Yeah, you heard that...

ChatGPT and CAPTCHAs? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: ChatGPT is Breaking CAPTCHAs Now Right. So some idiot decided it wasn’t enough that Large Language Models are spewing garbage everywhere, they needed to see if...

Seriously? Another WordPress Fuckup You Idiots & The 'Alone' Theme - A Security Disaster Right, listen up. Some morons found a critical Remote Code Execution (RCE) vulnerability in the "Alone" WordPress theme. Yes, *another* one....

Seriously?! Another One... You've Got to Be Fucking Kidding Me: Raspberry Pi ATM Heist - Failed, Thankfully. Right, listen up, you lot. Some absolute morons – and I use that term *generously* – tried to rob a bank by sticking...