Category: IT

Cloudflare Takes a Giant Dump on the Internet Well, isn’t this a lovely clusterfuck? Cloudflare, the so-called guardian angel of half the bloody internet, decided to take the day off and crash in glorious fashion. Websites...

Windows 11 KB5070311: Yet Another Glorious Disaster by Microsoft Oh, fantastic, Microsoft’s at it again. They’ve dropped another so-called “preview update” — KB5070311 — and surprise, surprise, it’s gone and...

React2Shell: Another Day, Another Flaming Dumpster Fire of a Vulnerability Well, what the f***ing surprise — some bright spark’s “modern tech stack” just blew up again. This time it’s a critical bug called React2Shell,...

Pharma Firm Inotiv Takes It Up The Digital Rear – Another Ransomware Fiasco So the brilliant minds over at Inotiv — you know, the pharma research geniuses supposedly playing with science instead of basic IT hygiene — just...

Cloudflare Faceplants Over Its Own Damn Patch So, Cloudflare — the so-called internet babysitter — decided to roll out an “emergency patch” for this shiny new “React2Shell” zero-day, which some bastards found out...

EU Smacks X With a €140 Million Fine — Because Apparently, Scamming Users Has Consequences Well, what a bloody shocker! The EU just bitch-slapped X (yeah, that unholy cesspool formerly known as Twitter) with a €140 million...

A Practical Guide to Continuous Attack Surface Visibility — or How to Keep the Digital Gremlins From Eating Your Network Alive Right, gather ‘round you miserable sods. The article bangs on about “Continuous Attack Surface...

FBI Warns About Yet Another Internet Dumpster Fire — Virtual Kidnapping Scams Well holy flaming data dumps, the FBI’s waving the big red flag again — this time over some digital douchebags running “virtual kidnapping”...

Barts Health NHS Gets Stuffed by Yet Another Bloody Data Breach Well, here we go again. Another day, another massive cock-up in cybersecurity land. This time, it’s Barts Health NHS Trust — one of the UK’s biggest healthcare...

Windows 11 KB5070311 – Yet Another Pile of Shiny Crap From Redmond Right, so Microsoft’s at it again with their never-ending Windows 11 update nudging – this time it’s the November 2025 Preview Update, KB5070311. Oh...