Category: IT

Microsoft's Latest Bullshit Oh, *Great*. Microsoft Thinks It Can Sort Your Photos Now. Right, because we haven’t all been thoroughly screwed over by “helpful” AI already? Apparently, Microsoft is rolling out a new feature...

Microsoft's Pathetic Capitulation Oh, *Now* They Care: Free Windows 10 Updates for Europe Right. So Microsoft, after years of shoving people towards Windows 11 and letting perfectly functional systems rot with End-of-Life...

Seriously? A *Teenager* Took Down Vegas Casinos?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Some kid – a teenager, mind you – allegedly managed to disrupt operations at several Las Vegas casinos with what sounds like a pretty...

Passkeys: A Grumpy Summary Oh, *Now* You're Worried About Passkeys? Right. So, everyone lost their collective mind over passwords being crap – which, newsflash, they were – and jumped on the passkey bandwagon. This article...

Rust Packages? More Like Rust *Rotten* Packages Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake. Another One. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some absolute morons have been uploading malicious packages to crates.io – that’s the package...

Amazon's Latest Screw-Up (and Payout) Seriously? Amazon Pays $25 Billion to Settle Prime Membership Bullshit Oh, fantastic. So, apparently, Amazon’s been getting sued – surprise, fucking surprise – over how easy it was for...

Cisco ASA Zero-Days? Seriously? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. Cisco Again. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, Cisco’s ASA firewalls – the things supposedly *protecting* your network – have got a couple of zero-days flapping...

CISA's Latest Headache (And Yours) Seriously? *Another* Cisco Clusterfuck Right, listen up, you lot. CISA – those clowns over at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency – have issued an emergency directive...

Co-op's Mess - Courtesy of Your Friendly Neighborhood AI Seriously? Another One. Right, listen up, you lot. Co-op, that… *grocery store* apparently got absolutely hammered by Scattered Spider – a ransomware gang so creatively...

VMware to Hyper-V? Seriously? Oh, Joy. Converting VMware VMs with Windows Admin Center. Right, so some people are still using VMware. Fine. Whatever floats your boat, I guess. But then they decide they want to move to Hyper-V?...