Category: IT

Kali Linux 2025.3? Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another Kali Release. Right, so the devs over at Offensive Security have graced us with Kali Linux 2025.3. As if we didn't have enough crapware already. Apparently, they’ve crammed ten...

GPT Alpha: Oh, Joy. Another AI. Seriously? GPT Alpha. Fucking Fantastic. Right, so OpenAI – those geniuses who brought you the things that will inevitably replace us all – are testing a new "AI agent" called GPT-Alpha....

Supermicro BMC? More Like Super-*Problem*, You Idiots Seriously?! Another Supermicro Clusterfuck Oh, joy. As if we didn't have enough to worry about, some "researchers" (read: people who get paid to find holes in things the rest...

CMO? Seriously? The CMO: A Waste of Perfectly Good Salary (Probably) Ugh. Fine. You want a summary of what a Chief Marketing Officer is? It's the person in charge of… *marketing*. Shocking, I know. Basically, they’re supposed...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? A QR Code?! Right, listen up. Some absolute moron published an npm package – naturally, because vetting is *clearly* too much effort for everyone involved – called 'nom-node-modules' (creative...

GitHub's Latest Clusterfuck: 2FA for NPM, Because Apparently People Can't Be Bothered Seriously? GitHub Now Forces 2FA on NPM. Oh joy. As if developers weren’t already juggling enough flaming hoops, GitHub has decided to...

SonicWall's Bloody Mess - A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Handle It Yourself) SonicWall SMA100: Another Firewall, Another Fucking Rootkit. Seriously? Oh joy. SonicWall’s had another security incident with their SMA100...

SolarWinds, Still Screwing Things Up Seriously? *Another* SolarWinds Patch?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy. SolarWinds has released a third patch for a Remote Code Execution (RCE) vulnerability in their Web Help Desk...

Ugh, Another Identity Governance Article Seriously? More About This Crap? Right, so some people are apparently still struggling with who has access to *what*. Shocking. The article – and I use that term loosely – talks about...

Another Crypto Scam Bites the Dust (Finally) Seriously? *Another* One?! Oh, joy. More goddamn crypto scammers getting their comeuppance. Apparently, some chuckleheads in Europe – specifically Germany and Spain – were running...