Category: IT

Seriously?! Another Password Dump? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. 400 Million Passwords Leaked. Again. Right, listen up, you lot. Some clowns at a company called "Zynga" – yes, the people responsible for wasting your time with digital...

JLR Got Pwned - Seriously? Jaguar Land Rover? More Like Jaguar *Landed* in Deep Shit. Oh, joy. Another company with security that's apparently held together with duct tape and wishful thinking. Jaguar Land Rover (JLR) finally...

Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Another One. Right, listen up, you lot. Some "AI code editor" called Cursor – because apparently we *need* more things with 'AI' slapped on them – is letting GitHub repositories just… run...

Pixel 10's "Photo Verification" - Ugh. Seriously? Another Fucking Feature. Right, so Google’s Pixel 10 is apparently getting some bullshit “photo verification” tech. Because *obviously* the world needed another way for a...

ManageEngine Malware Protection Plus - Ugh. Seriously? Another Antivirus. *Another One.* Right, so ManageEngine – yes, them – have released "Malware Protection Plus". Apparently, it's supposed to be the next big thing in...

Seriously?! Another NPM Screw-Up Oh, Joy. Another Supply Chain Disaster (That Wasn't) Right, listen up, you lot. Some clowns tried a massive supply chain attack on NPM – the Node Package Manager, for those blissfully unaware of...

Microsoft's Pathetic Attempt at Appeasement Oh, Joy. Microsoft Finally Did Something... Barely. Right, listen up. Apparently, after years of gouging developers with ridiculous fees – 30%, can you *believe* the audacity? –...

Microsoft's Latest Clusterfuck: AI in File Explorer Oh, *Great*. More Microsoft "Innovation" Right. So, apparently the geniuses over at Redmond haven’t completely ruined Windows yet, so they’ve decided to inflict more...

SAP's Mess, Again Seriously? *Another* SAP Hole? Oh joy. More work for sysadmins because some idiot at SAP didn’t bother to secure their NetWeaver Application Server properly. Apparently, a critical command execution...

Microsoft Messes Up, Shocker Oh, *Wonderful*. Microsoft Did Something Stupid. Again. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some "anti-spam" thing in Exchange Online and Teams decided to have a hissy fit and started blocking all...