Category: IT

U.S. Bounty Program - Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another Fucking Reward Program. Right, so the U.S. State Department is waving ten million goddamn dollars around like it's confetti, hoping someone will snitch on six Russian FSB hackers....

Intune August Update? Ugh. Seriously, Another Intune Update?! Right, so Microsoft decided to grace us with another Intune update. Because clearly, we weren't busy enough already wrestling with the existing mess. This one,...

Palo Alto Networks Got Pwned (Again) Seriously? Palo Alto Networks. *Again*. Oh, joy. Another security vendor getting their own ass handed to them. Apparently, some clod at Palo Alto Networks let a compromised AWS bucket spill...

Seriously? Pennsylvania's AG Office Got Ransomed. *Again*. Oh, joy. Another goddamn ransomware attack. This time it’s the Pennsylvania Attorney General’s office that got their digital asses handed to them. Apparently, some...

Jaguar Land Rover: Another Fucking Ransomware Victim Seriously? Jaguar Land Rover Got Hacked. Oh, joy. More incompetence. Apparently, Jaguar Land Rover (JLR) got smacked with a ransomware attack – surprise, surprise....

Seriously?! Another DDoS... *sigh* Cloudflare Just Dealt With a Fucking Massive DDoS Attack Oh, joy. As if we don't have enough problems, some script kiddies (or state-sponsored assholes, let’s be real) decided to throw 115...

Seriously?! Another Fucking Panic? Oh, For The Love Of… Google Didn't Tell 25 Billion People To Reset Their Passwords. Right, listen up, you lot. Some absolute moron started spreading a rumor – a *rumor*, mind you – that...

Windows 11 25H2: A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Oh, *Another* Windows Update? Seriously. Right, so Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom, have shoved out another "moment" update for Windows 11 – 25H2. Like we’re all...

Cloudflare Got Pwned. Again. Seriously? Cloudflare, AGAIN?! Oh joy. Another "sophisticated" supply chain attack. This time it's Cloudflare getting their bits and pieces compromised because some other companies – Salesloft and...

Seriously? Amazon Had to *Save* Microsoft Again?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Apparently, those chuckleheads at Microsoft couldn't secure their own damn 365 platform, so Amazon had to swoop in and clean up the mess....