Category: IT

Betterment’s Big Fat Data Fiasco: 14 Million Accounts Exposed — Because Why the Hell Not? Well, look who’s joined the “We Can’t Secure Shit” club. Betterment — yeah, that shiny fintech darling that’s supposed to...

Substack Screws Up: Another Day, Another Bloody Data Breach Well, color me absolutely not surprised. That shiny, smug newsletter platform, Substack, has managed to cock things up spectacularly again. According to those poor...

When Cloud Logs Screw You and the Network Bails Your Sorry Ass Out Right, so here’s the deal — this article is a bloody reality check for all those cloud-worshipping muppets who think their cloud logs are the holy gospel of...

Romanian Oil Company Gets Digitally Mugged by Qilin Ransomware – Because of Course It Bloody Did So apparently, Conpet – the folks in charge of slinging around oil across Romania – just got their digital knickers yanked...

Microsoft Purview and Its AI-Powered Data Security Hocus Pocus So Microsoft has decided that what the world really needs is more goddamn AI sprinkled over everything, like some kind of digital parsley. Enter Microsoft Purview...

What the Bloody Hell Are Admin Tasks in Microsoft Intune? Right, strap in, because Microsoft’s Intune “Admin Tasks” are basically Redmond’s way of saying, “Hey, we’ve buried all your management crap under new layers...

La Sapienza University Takes a Digital Boot to the Face Well, look who’s joined the “We Got Hacked” club — bloody La Sapienza University of Rome. Italy’s largest university, full of clever academic types who probably...

Microsoft Pulls the Plug on Exchange Web Services – Because Why the Hell Not? So, Microsoft’s done it again — those loveable sadists in Redmond announced they're killing off Exchange Web Services (EWS) for cloud users by...

Ransomware Shitshow: Hackers Hijack ISPsystem VMs for Sneaky Crap Well, fuck me sideways — the cyber-arseholes are at it again. Some genius ransomware gang has decided that running around the internet breaking things wasn’t...

Coinbase’s Latest Screw-Up: Where Insider Idiocy Meets Crypto Chaos Oh bloody fantastic. Coinbase – the almighty crypto fortress that likes to brag about “security best practices” – just admitted they had an insider...