Category: IT

Air-Gapped Networks? Yeah, Good Fucking Luck With That So you spent six months and half your IT budget isolating that sensitive network from the internet because you watched some fucking CISSP training video from 1998, and you...

Oh For Fuck's Sake: Microsoft Is Finally Putting Training Wheels on Batch Files Microsoft has decided that you absolute morons can't be trusted with a fucking text file that ends in .bat, so they're bolting on yet another...

Another Bunch of Muppets Downloading Random Shit From The Internet So apparently some shit-for-brains developers are so desperate for a job that they'll run any random crap a "recruiter" sends them. Some North Korean wankers...

UFP Technologies Gets Digitally Shafted, And I'm Supposed To Give A Shit? UFP Technologies, some medical device outfit that probably stores patient data on servers held together with duct tape and executive prayers, just got...

New York AG Finally Grows a Pair and Sues Valve Over This Loot Box Shitstorm Oh look, just what I fucking needed today. Another goddamn reminder that the gaming industry is run by greedy bastards who'd sell their own grandmothers...

Microsoft Defender: Because You Fuckwits Can't Be Trusted With Scissors, Let Alone Endpoints Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought Microsoft couldn't bolt any more buzzwords onto their bloated security stack, they wheel out...

Windows Server 2025 Security Baseline 2602: Ten More Ways to Stop You From Crying When You Get Pwned Oh joy of fucking joys, Microsoft has graciously vomited forth Security Baseline 2602 for Windows Server 2025, presumably...

Microsoft's "Revolutionary" Restore Feature: About Fucking Time Oh look, Microsoft finally grew a pair and decided that maybe—just fucking maybe—enterprise users might want to restore their machines when the latest Tuesday...

Ransomware Payment Rates Are in the Shitter and I Couldn't Be Happier Oh for fuck's sake, look at this beautiful fucking disaster. Those ransomware wankers are having a right shit time of it lately. According to the latest data...

Oh Fucking Joy, Microsoft Fixed Their Shit (Again) Listen up, you bunch of button-mashing, password-forgetting keyboard warriors. Microsoft has seen fit to bless us with Windows Server 2025, and this time they're actually...