Category: IT

Comet Browser? More Like Comet *Clusterfuck* Seriously, Another Browser Bug?! Oh joy. Some researchers found a way to make the Comet browser – yes, another browser nobody asked for – spill its guts and send emails like a...

ShinyHunters are at it AGAIN, you absolute clowns. ShinyHunters are at it AGAIN, you absolute clowns. Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need this spelled out for them. ShinyHunters – yeah, the same bunch of...

Asahi Got Ransomed - Figures. Seriously? Asahi Got Hit By Ransomware. Oh, joy. Another one bites the dust. Apparently, Asahi, that Japanese beer company – you know, the ones making perfectly good booze – confirmed they were...

Renault & Dacia Breach - Ugh. Seriously? Renault and Dacia Got Hacked. Again. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, Renault UK and their budget brand Dacia have admitted to a data breach. Shocking. Absolutely *shocking*. Like...

Gmail CSE: A Waste of Your Time (Probably) Oh, Great. Another "Secure" Email Thing. Right, so Google's finally gotten around to letting you do client-side encryption (CSE) in Gmail for sending emails to people who don’t use...

Signal's Quantum Hand-Wringing Oh, *Now* They Worry About Quantum Computing? Right. So, Signal – yeah, the one everyone uses because they think it’s magically secure – is finally getting around to prepping for quantum...

Clop's Latest Fuckery Oh, *Wonderful*. More Ransomware. Right, listen up, you lot. CLOP – yeah, those delightful bastards responsible for the MOVEit Transfer mess – are now sending out extortion emails claiming they’ve...

Red Hat Got Pwned, Again Seriously? Red Hat. *Again*. Oh joy. Apparently, some script kiddies – or maybe slightly-less-scripty ones – managed to breach a GitLab instance belonging to Red Hat. Yeah, Red Hat. The security...

Ugh, Another Android Mess Seriously? More Spyware. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some absolute morons are distributing spyware on Android by pretending to be Signal and Totok messaging apps. Yeah, you read that right....

Intune Update? Oh Joy. Microsoft Intune: September 2025 Update – Because Apparently We Need More Features Right, so Microsoft's decided to inflict *another* update on us poor bastards managing Intune. Apparently, they think we...