Category: IT

Adobe Magento? Seriously? Another Adobe Clusterfuck: SessionReaper in Magento Oh, joy. Another security hole in Adobe's godforsaken Magento e-commerce platform. This one’s a critical Remote Code Execution (RCE) vulnerability...

Ugh, Another Ransomware Moron Gets Busted Seriously? *Another* One. Right, so the DoJ finally managed to drag another script kiddie out of whatever hole they were hiding in. This time it's a dude named Yuriy Usatyuk –...

BlackDB Marketplace - Seriously? Another Fucking Idiot Gets Busted Right, listen up. Some twit from Kosovo – yeah, Kosovo – named Ardit Ferizi decided it was a brilliant idea to run BlackDB, an online marketplace for stolen...

Windows 11 Updates? Oh Joy. Seriously, More Windows Updates?! Right, listen up. Microsoft's shoved out *another* pair of cumulative updates for Windows 11 – KB5065426 and KB5065431. Because apparently, things weren’t buggy...

Microsoft's September Patch Tuesday: Another Month, Another Fucking Mess Microsoft's September Patch Tuesday: Another Month, Another Fucking Mess Oh joy. Microsoft decided to grace us with 81 security flaws this month....

Windows 10 KB5065429 - Ugh, Another One Seriously? *Another* Windows Update? (KB5065429) Right, listen up. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom, have shoved out yet another update for Windows 10 – KB5065429. Fourteen changes and...

Seriously, People? Another Fucking Docker Disaster. You'd Think We'd Learn. Right, listen up, you bunch of security-challenged clowns. Apparently, some script kiddies – and let’s be real, it’s always script kiddies – are...

Ugh, More Scumbags Seriously? The US *Now* Sanctions These Morons? Right, so the Treasury Department finally got around to slapping sanctions on a bunch of lowlifes running international tech support scams and… wait for it…...

Microsoft AI Certs: A Waste of Your Precious Time (Probably) Oh, *Now* They Care About Certifications? Right. So Microsoft's decided AI is important and has slapped together a bunch of new certifications to prove it. Big fucking...

UAC Bug - Seriously? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. Another Windows Thing. Right, listen up. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (and by that I mean staggering incompetence), have managed to bollocks up User Account Control again....