Category: IT

Fortinet Gets Its Arse Handed To It Again – This Time It’s FortiSIEM Getting Wrecked Well, what a bloody surprise – yet another “critical” Fortinet screw-up hits the interwebs. Apparently, someone’s decided to drop...

France Fines Free Mobile €42 Million After Complete Data Protection Fustercluck Oh, for f**k’s sake — another day, another corporate dipshit losing control of personal data like it’s a f***ing hobby. So, our dear friends...

Target’s Source Code Hits the Dark Side of the Internet – And Holy Hell, It’s Real Well, apparently the geniuses over at Target have managed to spill their digital guts all over the internet. Some sneaky bastards got hold...

Blocking External Users in Microsoft Teams – Because We Can’t Have Nice Things Right, so apparently some genius thought it was a good idea to let every random outsider wander into your Microsoft Teams like it’s a bloody...

LinkedIn Phishing: The Digital Dumpster Fire of Professional Networking Oh great, just what the online world needed—another bunch of cyber-scumbags turning *LinkedIn*, of all bloody places, into a phishing playground. Because...

Betterment Screws the Pooch — Data Breach Leads to Crypto Scam Clusterf*** Well, strap in folks, because another so-called “secure” financial service has managed to trip over its own shoelaces and faceplant right into a...

Android Users Getting Shafted by Another Glorious Google F***-Up Well, well, well, guess who screwed up again? Yep, our dear overlords at Google managed to break something as simple as volume buttons on Android 14. Because...

Microsoft’s January 2026 Patch Tuesday — Same Crap, New Flaws Well, here we go again. Microsoft’s back at it with another Patch Tuesday full of “miraculous” security magic — if by magic you mean slapping duct tape...

Windows 11 Updates: Because Microsoft Just Can’t Stop Poking the Bear Ah great, Microsoft has graced us with *another* round of so-called “cumulative updates” — KB5074109 and KB5073455 — for Windows 11. Because god...

Microsoft’s Latest Windows 10 “Don’t Die Yet” Patch – AKA KB5073724 Oh look, Microsoft’s back again like that zombie ex who just won’t stay buried, this time dragging an “Extended Security Update” for poor old...