Category: IT

Over 28,000 Citrix devices vulnerable to new exploited RCE flaw

Citrix? Seriously? Another Fucking Citrix Clusterfuck Oh, joy. More than 28,000 Citrix instances are currently exposed to a Remote Code Execution (RCE) vulnerability – meaning some script kiddie with half a brain can probably...

Global Salt Typhoon hacking campaigns linked to Chinese tech firms

Salt Typhoon: Another Fucking Headache Global Salt Typhoon: Seriously? More Chinese Hackers. Oh, joy. As if we didn't have enough problems, some Chinese state-sponsored assholes are at it again. This operation, dubbed "Salt...

IT system supplier cyberattack impacts 200 municipalities in Sweden

Sweden's Municipal Mess - Courtesy of Incompetence Seriously? 200 Swedish Municipalities Hosed. Oh, joy. Another ransomware attack. This time it’s Sweden getting their collective asses handed to them because some IT supplier...

Reduce hallucination risk by prompting multiple AI models simultaneously with Chorus

Ugh, Another AI "Solution" Seriously? More Bullshit About LLMs. Right, so some people are apparently shocked – shocked! – that Large Language Models (LLMs) just… make shit up. Like they thought a glorified autocomplete...

FreePBX servers hacked via zero-day, emergency fix released

Freepbx? Seriously? Another Fucking VoIP Cluster Compromised. You're Welcome. Right, listen up you lot. Freepbx servers are getting pwned. A zero-day vulnerability – meaning some idiot left a gaping hole in their code – is...

Experimental PromptLock ransomware uses AI to encrypt, steal data

PromptLock: Oh, Joy. Another Ransomware. PromptLock: Seriously? AI Now? Right, listen up, you lot. Some "researchers" (and I use that term *loosely*) have cooked up a ransomware strain called PromptLock. It's experimental, which...

Nissan confirms design studio data breach claimed by Qilin ransomware

Nissan Got Pwned, Surprise! Seriously? Nissan. *Nissan*. Oh joy, another ransomware attack. This time it's Nissan’s design studio that got their digital pants taken down by the Qilin gang. Apparently, some data – internal...

Beyond GDPR security training: Turning regulation into opportunity

Ugh, Another Security Article Seriously? GDPR Training is...Good? Right, so apparently some companies are realizing that just pretending to care about data privacy isn't enough anymore. Shocking, I know. This article whines on...

CISA warns of actively exploited Git code execution flaw

Git's a Mess, Obviously Seriously? *Another* Vulnerability?! Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need it spelled out for them in crayon. The CISA – yes, those clowns – are flapping their gums about a code...

Nevada closes state offices as cyberattack disrupts IT systems

Nevada's IT Meltdown - Courtesy of Incompetence Seriously? Nevada Got Pwned. Again. Oh, joy. Another state government falling over because they apparently think "security" is a suggestion box and not an actual *requirement*....