Category: IT

Seriously?! Another AI Screwup Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Data Theft Hidden in *Images* Now? Right, listen up. Some "researchers" – and I use that term loosely – have figured out a way to sneak data theft prompts INTO...

Davita Got Pwned, Surprise! Seriously? *Another* Ransomware Attack. Oh joy. Davita, a freaking kidney dialysis company – you know, the place people need to stay alive – got hit with ransomware back in May. And guess what?...

Ugh, Another Cybercrime Bust Seriously? Over 1,200 Arrests in Africa – Big Whoop. Right, so apparently Interpol and some African police forces had a little playdate, calling it "Operation Storm." They rounded up over 1,200...

Microsoft Screws Up Streaming, Again Seriously? More Microsoft Bullshit. Right, so listen up, you lot. Microsoft's August Windows updates are royally fucking up Network Device Interface (NDI) streaming for anyone using NewTek’s...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? You Need *This* Explained? Okay, look. Some idiot wants to run Ollama – that trendy local AI crap – on a server they don’t have direct access to. Instead of, I dunno, asking for...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? Fake Mac Fixes. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Right, listen up, you lot. Some absolute morons are pushing fake software updates for Macs – pretending to be critical security fixes. Naturally, these aren't...

Seriously? *Another* One?! APT36 is at it Again... Ugh, fine. Listen up, you lot. Apparently, the chuckleheads over at APT36 – a Chinese state-sponsored group, because of course it is – have figured out a new way to screw...

Murky Panda Hack - A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Seriously? Another One. Right, listen up, you lot. Some Chinese state-sponsored clowns – they call themselves "Murky Panda," which is just adorable – are exploiting...

Orange Belgium? More Like Orange *Belgium's Security Nightmare* Seriously?! Another Breach. Oh, joy. Just what we needed. Orange Belgium got pwned. 850,000 customers had their data nicked – names, addresses, dates of birth,...

Ugh, Another One Bites the Dust Seriously? *Ten* Years for This Moron? Okay, look. Some dipshit named Denis Dobnikov – part of that "Scattered Spider" crew of script kiddies who thought they were hot stuff – just got ten...