Category: IT

Dell Laptops? More Like Dell *Lock*ports - A Summary (Ugh) Seriously, Another One?! Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need it spelled out for them in crayon. Dell's pre-installed Revault software – that crapware...

National Bank of Canada? More Like National *Broken* Bank of Canada Seriously?! Another One. Oh, joy. The National Bank of Canada had a "technical issue" yesterday – which is corporate-speak for “some idiot screwed something...

Google? Seriously?! Another Breach. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… Google. Google got pwned. Again. Apparently some scumbags are still poking holes in their Salesforce instance – you know, the one place *everyone*...

MFA: Still Useless, Apparently Oh, *Now* They Tell You MFA Isn't Magic? Right. So after years of everyone screaming "ENABLE MFA!", it turns out...it’s not a silver bullet. Shocking, I tell you, absolutely shocking. This article...

Another Idiot Gets Caught Seriously? $33 Million. From *Taxpayers*. Oh, joy. Another script kiddie thought they were clever. This Romanian numbskull, Mihai Alexandru Istrate, apparently decided pilfering $33 million from the US...

Ghost Calls: Because Apparently, We Need *More* Ways to Get Phished Seriously? Ghost Calls. Fucking Seriously. Right, listen up, you lot. Some script kiddie decided that using actual phones was too…effortful. So now they're...

Ugh, Another AI Thing Seriously? More Open Source LLMs. Right, so some people decided OpenAI's closed-source crap wasn’t enough of a headache and are now messing with their "open weight" models – GPT-OSS20 and GPT-OSS120....

Akira Ransomware: Another Fucking Headache Seriously? *This* is what we're dealing with now. Oh, joy. The Akira ransomware gang – a bunch of script kiddies probably fueled by energy drinks and spite – are using a legitimate...

Microsoft's Pathetic Attempt at Security Oh, *Now* They Care: Microsoft Throws Money At The Problem Right. So, after decades of writing utterly shite code, Microsoft’s decided to throw a measly $5 million at hackers to find the...

SonicWall's SSLVPN is STILL a dumpster fire Seriously? *Still* With This Shit? SonicWall SSLVPN, You Absolute Morons. Oh joy. Another security clusterfuck courtesy of SonicWall. Apparently, their SSLVPN product is getting...