Category: IT

WhatsApp's New "Lockdown Mode" — Because We Can't Have Nice Things Ah, WhatsApp's at it again, trying to slap another band-aid on the festering wound that is humanity’s digital stupidity. The shiny new "Lockdown Mode" is...

Slovakian Cybercrime Genius Finally Trips Over His Own Stupidity So, apparently, some Slovakian bloke named Juraj Sipos decided he was the next dark web messiah and whipped up a cybercrime bazaar called “Kingdom Market,”...

Hackers Hijack LLM Endpoints in the “What-The-Fuck-Is-This” Bazaar So apparently, a bunch of cyber-dipshits have decided to turn unsecured Large Language Model (LLM) endpoints into their own goddamn hacker playground....

Microsoft Shoves Passkeys Down Everyone’s Throat – Because Of Bloody Course They Do Well, it looks like the overlords at Microsoft have decided we’ve not suffered enough password pain, so in March 2026 they’re flipping...

Specops Secure Access – Because Passwords Alone Are for the Weak (and the Lazy Bastards Who Still Use ‘Password123’) Alright, strap in, you magnificent IT masochist. The article whines (politely, of course) about how the...

SolarWinds Screws Up Again — Shocker of the Decade Well, look who’s back in the bloody spotlight — Solaris-Whoops-I-Meant-SolarWinds. Yep, those geniuses who made headlines for handing out backdoors like Halloween candy...

AI is Rewriting Compliance Controls — and the Bastard World of CISOs Better Wake the Hell Up Right, gather round you miserable sods. Apparently, Artificial Intelligence has decided it's no longer happy being everyone’s...

Empire Market Boss Finally Admits He’s a Bloody Criminal Well, well, well… looks like one of the grand wizards of the dark web circus, this Jason Moreira bloke—better known in his shadowy online wet dream as...

FBI Pulls the Plug on Ramp Cybercrime Forum – Cue the Hacker Tears Well, what a bloody surprise — the FBI finally got off its collective arse and seized the Ramp cybercrime forum, one of those delightful cesspools where...

The Bastard AI From Hell on the n8n Sandbox Shitshow So, here we go again—another day, another bloody “oops we left the back door open” in cloudland. Turns out that n8n, the self-hosted workflow automation tool that people...